MEMORIES

Muratus del Mur: (me
(Image may be subject to copyright. Read the note at the end of this page.).
)

 Silken Minx: "What's a Mur?"

Minory: "I'll give you gummy bears...You can't eat those, right?"
Metal Bunny: "...I'll eat them...humanely."

[Spell:] Glaistig is unable to speak.
[Spell:] Lulu is unable to speak.
[Spell:] Yami no Sakura is unable to speak.
.Wodin Ullr.: Ahhh...blessed peace and quiet. :)

.Wodin Ullr.: Ohh look at the shiny swords
.Wodin Ull.: *picks up a longsword*
*Renavoid*: o.o
Yami no Sakura: O_o
Innundo: o.o

Yami no Sakura: You know...sometimes I wonder...Is saying that Wodin's strong kinda redundent?
Yami no Sakura: The two words are pretty much synonymous in my mind...><
Hikari Yume: "OMG, he is soooo Wodin!"
Hikari Yume: "I just got mauled by this really Wodin guy!"
Lulu: lol
*Glaistig*: Let's replace that with "ome" T_T

*Renavoid*: D: I need the Wodin drug...it's like my spinach. xD

phlegmtheorem: =) killing the clown isn't evil
phlegmtheorem: it's restoring balance to a skewed universe

Metal Bunny: I-BID isn't a side, it's a fun group, like the scouts or the junior woodchucks

Yami no Sakura: But I got my wish. We're the MDAAs. ^^
Yami no Sakura: MagicDuel Archive Archivists.
Yami no Sakura: or the MagicDuel Addicts Anonymous. xD
Talim Rave: XD
.SmartAlekRJ.: massive alcoholics anonymous
Talim Rave: OUCH!
Talim Rave: XD
.SmartAlekRJ.: oh oops
Yami no Sakura: You need a D, RJ. xD
.SmartAlekRJ.: Massively Drunk Alcoholics Anonymous

*Rex Umbrae Kill.: ohh ive found ur alliance room :P
Yami no Sakura: Nah.
Yami no Sakura: We're just creepy little perverts that likes to hang out in a dead girl's room. =P
.Renavoid.: xD

Metal Kitty: Nuuu! RJ's mule's stats have far surpassed mine! T.T
Metal Kitty: Then again...He IS fully clothed....
.Wodin Ullr.: Go put some clothes on, then. :P
Metal Kitty:...Wow, this conversation sounds wrong. xD

Metal Kitty: I think Mur should put on metal underwear that gives you like a million defense...
.Wodin Ullr.:...

Tsenn: mrd to the bathroom with you
.Renavoid.: Step on in MRD

Minory: Egg problem?
Yami no Sakura: Mmhm.
.Renavoid.: Yeah. RJ can't lay eggs anymore.
.Renavoid.: We think he's having seizures
.Renavoid.: xD

*phrog*: If you need Khala, just learn to whistle like a shade.
*phrog*: "Here boy, c'mere Khala... "

Ethereal queen: there's a lot to be said for life exp!!

[Easter on MagicDuel]
Yami no Sakura: RJ lays the eggs.
Yami no Sakura: Bunny steals them and colors them.
Yami no Sakura: And then he hides them.
Metal Kitty: lol
Metal Kitty: I though Jonn was the egg stealer? :P
Yami no Sakura: ZOMFG! I can't wait 'til Easter. rofllmao
Yami no Sakura: Oh, right.
Yami no Sakura: So...
Yami no Sakura: RJ lays the eggs, Jonn steals them, Bunny colors and hides them. xDD

Yami no Sakura: ...idk...I'm Ren's secretary, not his babysitter. xP

.Khalazdad.: With great power comes loads of time for loafing.

[when advertising for MD...]
Crystal Mantis: "come ,we have cookies!"
EliasMVernieri: we have Evil cookies..:Pjajjajaja
Crystal Mantis: New and Improved : Now with 20.5% more Evilness
Yami no Sakura: lol
EliasMVernieri: lol
EliasMVernieri: :D
Gargant: Is it real evilness or reconstituted evilness substitute from concentrate?
Crystal Mantis: i suspect the latter
Gargant: lols
Yami no Sakura: Lots of preservative too, I suspect. =P
Crystal Mantis: its chepaer than Pure Evilness tm
EliasMVernieri: Mmmm..

TheNinjunny: I swear, he's the most social Hermit i've ever met...

Ariel the cruel: Second. I'll cliam stupidity and say Mariand dive bombed over the ledge.
Ariel the cruel: She was trying to break a record and jumped off the ledge. But since she didn't a pool, she chose the tiny cube to land in!

Hentai grl: :)) wheirdo....
Yami no Sakura: Coming from the Garlic Master? ;)
Hentai grl: i know... i had nothing to do with that name tag...
Yami no Sakura: ...Where did it come from then? O_o
Hentai grl: i think from a large quantity of sangria......

Sparks: kyouko, you mean you haven't seen the travel-weary adventurer trying to hide behind the withering Bob?
Kyouko: .....
Sparks: hehe
Kyouko: I did not even imagine the tree got watered at all
Sparks: poor Bob gets plenty if that particular method can be considered "watering"

proffesor jarvo: Why dont we just stick with my theory, Breakfats got mad at Wodin because she found out he was cheating on her for Brunch
proffesor jarvo: Why can't you all see that?
stormrunner: it makes no sense
TheNinjunny: Why would Breakfast be Angy? Clearly it's Brunch thats mad, as he's been meesing around with Breakfast AND Lunch...

TheNinjunny: MP3's are our Future...mostly kus that Investment in Kids didn;t work out so well...

[Adventure Log, page 164]
One of the soldiers picks a box from the ground. "Oh ..a candy, yummmm".

Bob the Tree: Bring me water, fools!
Bob the Tree: And an LHO if you can find one...>>;

Minory: Oop, got off my high.

Sol: *Does TPR* CPR for trees

GlorDamar.: it's kind of like hell, but personal and funny

Lost WaNdeR: snakes eat bunnys so your a self cannibal?

Lost WaNdeR: bunnies poop alot go with Rj
Minory: I betcha dragons poop, too...
Innocence: And RJs don't poop??

Innocence: You know, it's not like bunnies have a stream of diarrhea trailing after them...

Metal Bunny.: ... please? :D (cute bunny eyes)

Lost WaNdeR: so tell us a story^^
Minory: Once upon a time...
Minory: FWACHOOM!
Minory: The end. :P
Lost WaNdeR: bless you. *wipes stuff off arm*

Bob the Tree: This is a Water-Me Bob! Call now and get yours today!
Bob the Tree: "I'm thirsty."
Bob the Tree: "Water me!"
Bob the Tree: "Noooo! Not alcohol and HCl!"
Bob the Tree: It makes the perfect gift for any waterless households! So order now before they're gone!

Minory: How fickle an elf maiden's emotions are. :P

Minory: When I say that something looks tasty, they're supposed to say "Go for it! I don't mind being massacred!" But that rarely happens...So I don't get to eat people...

Innocence: NO NO NO! I'm NOT from West Virginia or Teneessee! I want my family tree to BRANCH!

I am Bored: *bangs on the invisable wall that suddenlly seems to surround him*
I am Bored: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am Bored: please?
Innocence: If you're a mime, you're doing a horrible job
Innocence: Mimes don't talk

: [Spell] DracHorn Tear - Logan Marquis
: [Spell] DracHorn Tear - Logan Marquis
Logan Marquis: lol
Innocence: That is okay depressed Drachorn

Ariel the cruel: *Slowly steps away from Darkness.* -Wispers- They say if you don't move quickly, Narutard fans can't see you...

.SmartAlekRJ.: i got more people worshipping me then there were people evacuating new orleans

Lost WaNdeR: if i send you a 12 pack can i have your page?
.SmartAlekRJ.: i would have alot of beer lying around if i did that

Lost WaNdeR: "sorry rj had to stop playing md he cant stay sober enough anymore"
.SmartAlekRJ.: that will never happen

SmartAlekRJ.: i was gonna have a quest
.SmartAlekRJ.: called find me when i'm sober
Lost WaNdeR: that d be a funny quest though "get me a twelve pack"
.SmartAlekRJ.: but it's an impossible quest
Hasmed Null: everyone knows playing drunk makes you better

Bob the Tree: I am not a bathroom. D<
Innocence: No, you're a lavo-tree
Bob the Tree: ...
Logan Marquis: bob, do you prefer we call it "potty"? is that cleaner for you?
Logan Marquis: *sticks a roll of toilet paper on one bob's branches*

Magician Collin: how do you fight the trees?
Magician Collin: please i really need to know
Magician Collin: tell me plz?
PenitentMan: use an axe

.Muratus del Mur.: wtf
.Muratus del Mur.: you are immortal :))))
Yami no Sakura: Nice! =D
[okay...no specialness for Yami. I'm not really immortal...>> ]

Gargant: haha. I was just outside wind's and there was like 4 people who'd been dst'd
Gargant: lol
Yami no Sakura: lol...."dst'd" xD
Logan Marquis: lol...dst'd...there's a new word for it now!
Yami no Sakura: That's gonna replace "pwn'd" soon...xD
Gargant: I hope so I hate that word/
Logan Marquis: you got dst'd! OHHHHH! :-p
Logan Marquis: uber dst-age.
Gargant: rofl I dst'd u lol.
Gargant: hah! dst fail!
Gargant: epic dst-age roflol!

Logan Marquis: so, i was ale-ing with this yamichan and this garg came by and dst'd me. i tried to meiche but the khal just dst'd me until i meiche'd my way out of there. next thing i ren'd i was in a sanctuary and no longer being eden'd!
Gargant: logan I think you need to go outside and get yourself a glor.

Gargant: Am I the only one that always misreads the eternal toiler on the RPC list. I'm convinced Mur is at the eternal Toilet.

Gargant: S'alright I had ren and morgana married yesterday ^_^
Gargant: They went up to the balcony for some 'alone time' I'm convinced ren was proposing
mishadowst: *shudders at the thought of their children*
Gargant: Morganavoid....hmmmm....and all their baby little ren's running around

.Renavoid.: damn, they're huge. lol
Logan Marquis: hehe
Logan Marquis: that's what SHE said ren ;-)
Logan Marquis: *slaps hand* bad logan...BAD

.Khalazdad.: Hm. My favorite chamber-pot.
Silver Renard: O.o spits out water* yuk.... *throws up*

SageWoman: The Dark Side offers cookies yami! Stick with Strawberry Shortcake!
SageWoman: Its "LIGHTER".

Lost WaNdeR: sweet dreams sleep tight count MB's

.Gargant.: IT'S OKAY, FIRS'S HAMORRHOIDS ARE....OKAY!!!!

Gao: hammer pants
Tarquinus: what are 'pants'?
SageWoman: Trousers, Tarquinus.
Ledah: some wear em
.Gargant.: *note to self, must get some Hammer pants*
Ledah: I go what they call 'nude'
SageWoman: Leggings if you prefer.
Ledah: ahh, Brisk! :P

.Khalazdad.: Can't touch this.
Gargant.: STOP!!!
.Gargant.: HAMMER TIME!!
Ledah: Wooh Wooh!

.Khalazdad.: [pulls more figs from his pocket and begins to juggle]

SageWoman: "I don't know! I'v blinked since then!"

.Khalazdad.: Windy, please anestetize all these people.

Gao: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!
.Gargant.: Yes, but he is neutered by my MAGNET OF PAIN!

xcercses: lol im getting called holy god from my new adepts thats weird
.Raven.: lol
xcercses: well does somebody here wants to become my adpet lol
mishadowst: ooo X has a cult and brainwashing... wheres the koolaid?
Tarquinus: do they know you eat people?
xcercses: lol
xcercses: um....no..
xcercses: should i tell them that?
.Raven.: maybe..

Innocence: Trust me, some of the time... you don't want to be on her list
Innocence: *hangs head in shame*
Yami no Sakura: Hehehehe...*pat pats Inno* It's alright. ^^;
Innocence: Not really... you have cast me as a fecophiliac hillbilly

Yami no Sakura: NI = Nitrogen Iodide? >>
Innocence: *mumbles* Now I need two clues and an un-geek potion for Yamichan...

SageWoman: Let's build a Metal Bunny and get it into the castle. Then when their all asleep, we can jump out!

Azrael Dark: If Mur was Chuck Norris, then Shoeps would be the roundhouse kick
[Ren's comment: though, i have to say that shoeps isn't the roundhouse kick...he's much to slow for that. ]

MRnegative6: NO! i must stop this nonsence! or il get titles called, the poop master or smthing
.phrog.: Poopsmith

.Shoeps.: i think we need a poop police agent..:)))

MRD: Yami, i love how im in your quotes taking a poop

.Gargant.: It's Yami no stalker ^^!

.Gargant.: THE WALLS HAVE DST'S!

.Gargant.: just thought, it could be worse...the walls could have STD'S!

.Gargant.: We should measure things in days months and Khal's

Lady Ailith: sorry... name touerettes

*perrobotillo*: Necro Loves you!
.Bootes.: Necro told me were were just good friends...
.Bootes.: Thats where it stopped me with the "just friends" line...

*perrobotillo*: I'm telling you, the roller elephant is almost as good as a carrot with a rake

Tremir: bah. you can't escape the inquisition, Xin
.Gargant.: NO ONE EXPECTS THE JONNISH INQUISITION!!!

.Jonn.: where I put him, no one can enter or leave without my permission
Innocence: Yeah! He's in Jonn's back pocket!

XinHun: I guess Metal Kitty won't feel as soft as Inno xD

WindSpirit08: I really hate it when my customers take liberties with my pub.
Lady Ailith: No one's taken Liberty.. he's there *points*

.Shoeps.: @dst, indecent...you do have a dirty mind..:)))
dst: i will go wash it with soap
dst: promise :D
*Lightsage*: Shoeps you wouldn't have anything to do with poluting it would you?
.Shoeps.: no please dont wash it
.Shoeps.: i like it this way..:))
dst: oh no...he doesn't
dst: it was already dirty....
.Shoeps.: i only wish i had some to do with it..:))))
*Lightsage*: yeah it's dirty isn't it?
.Metal Bunny.: that's just disturbing
.Metal Bunny.: shoeps likes dirty stuff..
dst: then I sould hurry and wash my mind :))
*Lightsage*: brainwashing dst?

Azrael Dark: Must...fight quotes...with...Silence!
Azrael Dark: *inserts cookie into mouth*

.Metal Bunny.: secrets are all mine! Mine!! BWAHAHAHA
.Metal Bunny.: i'm like an unholy mix of scrooge and gollum
Yami no Sakura: A miserly Rabbit, aren't you?
dst: come on! share with me!
.Metal Bunny.: My precious, all miiiinneeeee!!!!!!
dst: I will not hurt you
dst: I promise
.Metal Bunny.: Nevah!! BWahahahaha
Azrael Dark: [you shall be visited by three ghosts MB, an elf, a dwarf and a hobbit...]

Yami no Sakura: Just what are you doing, Azrael? *pokes him*
Azrael Dark: nothing....
Azrael Dark: *pokes back...but oh noes! it's the touch of death! X_X*

Souji: What is glor?

.Shoeps.: the more dirty the more i like it..:))
dst: o_O
.Shoeps.: :))
.Metal Bunny.: oh that has got to go in some form of quote list
dst: no it doesn't
dst: we don't want players to know our game manager has a...thing for dirty stuff
.Metal Bunny.: yes we do
dst: they will get scared and leave
.Metal Bunny.: at least i do :P

*Lightsage*: dsting = pwning dstefy =being dsted
*Lightsage*: Don't think we have any left for nice...
dst: you must have!
dst: i know you have
*Lightsage*: only dstision...
*Lightsage*: but that would be to far fetched
dst: c'mon! think harder
*Lightsage*: dstinction?
dst: even worse...
dst: it sounds like extinction...

Tremir: cookies are the meaning of life. doughy, and with little bits of chocolate inside

Innocence: Bootes, though... well... he's cute and all, but...
.Bootes.: *hangs head in Shame* I know.....
Innocence: We just need to get you out of those old boots and into something sexy
Innocence: And then Bootes will be Bringing Sexy Back!
.Bootes.: ... I wasn't aware there was "sexy" footware for guys...
.Bootes.: Why does NO One tell me these things?
Innocence: See? You're in the know - No One is telling you all kinds of stuff... some of it true!
.Bootes.: *plans revenge on No One, in particular.... also begins designing some fancy Wingtips...*
Innocence: But... Bootes, wingtips aren't boots, they're shoes
Innocence: You want us to call you "Shoe-es"?

Azrael Dark: Therefore, I shall attempt to make him Bob, The Reaping Tree!!!!

Azrael Dark: *BOOM*
Innocence: Why did Azrael just explode?
Shadowseeker: I'm not sure, perhaps focused himself too much.

Yami no Sakura: Hm...Mur-hunts. A favorite pasttime on MD. Equipment sets will be coming to a Willow's Shop near you! xD
Sol: I have my own private home made set... ^^
Sol: ^^
Yami no Sakura: Ooo! =D
.Renavoid.: *has the Mur-hunt equipment* ... ^_^;
Sol: ^^
Sol: Takes out ice cubes and clenches them. Mur is too HOT to handle... ; )

Logan Marquis: ayt
Logan Marquis: ack...i'm starting to talk like ren now *slaps self* bah!

Azrael Dark: Ren, what were you doing IN the house of tainted times?
.Renavoid.: chillin'
mishadowst: lmfao
Logan Marquis: heh.
Logan Marquis: it's his second home when he's feeling fris-kay
.Renavoid.: ^_^;
mishadowst: its his bachloer pad xp
Logan Marquis: but the great archivist isn't a bachelor
Logan Marquis: you didn't notice the ring on his finger?
Logan Marquis: :-p
Logan Marquis: he married the ghost!
.Renavoid.: rofl
Logan Marquis: or at least...bedded with her a few times...
Yami no Sakura: *le gasp!* Scandalous! =O
Azrael Dark: er, I must voice my opposition in living-dead marriages
Logan Marquis: death has requested an audience with renavoid...*rummages through his files* oh...sorry Az...you have to fill out a full C610

Azrael Dark: Return of the King! Bring back King Manu!!!

Innocence: i did not pass Go, I did not collect $200
mishadowst: 200vp you mean?
Logan Marquis: MagicDuelopoly?

Lost WaNdeR: Yaaaaami no snuggles!

Yami no Sakura: Those LHOs really ought to start walking ike the rest of us. =P
*Limbertok*: =D
*Limbertok*: why walk if you can just appear?
Yami no Sakura: Lazy. xP
*Limbertok*: not lazy
Awiiya: Exercise? xP
*Limbertok*: just dont want to waste time
xcercses: i am not excercise my name is xcercses
*Limbertok*: XD
Awiiya: That's why the LHOs are fat. :o
xcercses: LHO's are fat? well that would be bad for ledah when he gets stuck into jonns backpocket
*Limbertok*: time to retunr to the cabin
*Limbertok*: Spell failed
Awiiya: hahaha!
Awiiya: Thats mur telling you to walk.

Innocence: *jumps off of Yamichan's back and returns to Buns*
Yami no Sakura: ...Metal Innocence...? xD
Innocence: Is that a new brand of chastity belt??

Innocence: *continues to paw and cry at Buns for attention*
.Metal Bunny.: you do have my attention you know
Innocence: Then why aren't you petting me?!!
Innocence: *yowls and looks sad, with big BIG eyes*
.Metal Bunny.: ...
.Metal Bunny.: *pets innocence*
.Metal Bunny.: *awkwardly*
.Metal Bunny.: *flees the scene right after that*

.Renavoid.: *jumps in the fountain*
.Renavoid.: hehehe.
.Renavoid.: *looks around* ...this fountain is a little boring...
Lost WaNdeR: *dives in*
.Renavoid.: It needs a statue... *strikes a pose in the middle*
Lost WaNdeR: owwwie too shallow
Yami no Sakura: *slips on the wet floor and falls into the fountain* D=
.Renavoid.: HAHAHA

Lost WaNdeR: hey this is the fountain of MY path *giggles*

Innocence: I'm on it, I'm on it!
Innocence: .. Mr. Pushy-butt...
[talking to Logan Marquis]

.Renavoid.: to the Hare-brained Schemers Chat!!!!
.Renavoid.: From now on, I will say HBSC instead of YIM. :P

.Gargant.: I think Xin's taken up yami's job of stalking me tonight.
XinHun: I was at Wasp altar before you Garg
.Gargant.: Pre-emptive stalking
XinHun: =P

.Gargant.: #_# <--Had my eyes toasted by someone with a waffle iron

*SageWoman*: Hmmm bunny slipper are looking good about now...

Nex: dont make jonn cry, because the sight of a crying archinquisitor seems kinda.... you know.
Shady Jester: I think he'd probably vent his rage on the masses, as opposed to crying
*SageWoman*: Oh Jonn is a big boy now...right out of his trainers

*SageWoman*: "Look at the size of thoses Dst's!"

Yami no Sakura: I think it's actually supposed to be BOKI...XD
Granos: or rather endless :P
Shady Jester: Bong of.... what?
Granos: Bananas Of Killer Infulence?
Yami no Sakura: lol
Yami no Sakura: Bong of Knowledge and Inspiration.
Shady Jester: Dude... I just ate sooooo many bananas....
Shady Jester: oh ok
Yami no Sakura: lol
Granos: XD
Shady Jester: I'm banana'ed out of my mind

Yami no Sakura: !!! =O
Yami no Sakura: Bad Carrot! =O
Tiberius Reign: Ouch
Tiberius Reign: burn
Tiberius Reign: flame
*perrobotillo*: :))
Yami no Sakura: lolz...burning Carrot...xD
Tiberius Reign: Carrot has been roasted over an open fire
Tiberius Reign: called Ze Flame
Tiberius Reign: Thus the carrot is now
Tiberius Reign: Ze Flaming Carrot of Evilness

Ninja Alucard: METAL! :O
Yami no Sakura: Mr. Flooffy Cotton-Tail is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone. [beep!]
dst: Metal has a date with a train
dst: :D
dst: metal with iron :D
*Lightsage*: dst you make it sounds like he's attempting to jump into it instead of on...
dst: what a love story....

Yami no Sakura: zomfg! Santa! How could I forget Santa?!!
Yami no Sakura: ...Looks like I won't get presents this Christmas...=(
Cryxus: yami, santa doesnt give out coal for ignorance
Cryxus: If Santa did, I'd being going to Sotesf's for free coal
Cryxus: sotesf gets a years supply every christmas, once he runs out, he knows it's time again

The Messenger: beware!
Yami no Sakura: Messenger...stop saying that...You make me nervous! D=
pamplemousse: He just means beware things that are too cute...like kittens and puppies
The Messenger: beware beware!
pamplemousse: Beware kittens and puppies and rainbows
The Messenger: beware of the "chocolate mousse"
pamplemousse: *laughs* beware the messenger bag

Lady Ailith: *pats at forehead* have i got massattack written on me or something? LOL
*King Bull*: lol
*King Bull*: welcome to mp5
*Lightsage*: you have been asigned to willows shop; department: farming
*King Bull*: i think we should make Shoeps the department Haed
Lady Ailith: LOL
*Lightsage*: please wait for your honour gain to drop, we're sorry for any inconvenience coused

The Puzzle Maste.: WHY WON'T HE WAKE UP!!
Granos: Hello, Rickey, I do not believe we have met before, how are you
Granos: Quite, good *polishes his head trophy*
The Puzzle Maste.: *takes the trophy and hits .Metal Bunny. on the head with it*
The Puzzle Maste.: *keeps hitting .Metal Bunny. on the head with the trophy until it breaks*
The Puzzle Maste.: *hands the broken trophy back to Granos*
Granos: O_o you broke metal bunny?
*Tremir*: err... he's not even here, you know
Granos: .. errr..

Ilias: i want some mystic air about me
Ilias: ^_^
Wynken: Eat more beans

Yami no Sakura: Guys, make cute little kitty eyes! I'm trying to get Minory to come on.
.Renavoid.: cute little kitty eyes...
.Renavoid.: D:<
.Renavoid.: wait.. that's wrong..
.Renavoid.: >:D
.Renavoid.: no....
.Renavoid.: eh...
.Renavoid.: cute....cute.....
.Renavoid.: drawing a blank here
.Renavoid.: :P
Yami no Sakura: What, Ren doesn't do cute?
.Renavoid.: *tries to be cute*
.Renavoid.: >.> I don't think it's working.
.Renavoid.: I end up biting something...like a pillow...or a table...
Silver Renard: i'm here.... a silver coated fox isn't cute *puppy eyes*
.Renavoid.: XD
Yami no Sakura: You're really bad at this, Ren. Go get cute lessons from Silver. =P
[Minory on GMail Chat]
Minory: ...-flees from scary Ren-

.Renavoid.: Ilias told me I'm scary...I told him I'm huggable...now when someone is attacking him a lot he asks me to hug them to death XD

Keith Moon: Logan Marquis never existed. He is a metaphor for the tendency of some people to carry books and pay attention.

MRnegative6: oh, and everything is logical here:) *Hides raven from view*

.Raven.:MB you have baning spell? :)
.Metal Bunny.:no only jonn does
.Metal Bunny.:well shoeps and mur too, but they leave it to jonn
.Raven.:and me LOL
.Metal Bunny.:it's better that way
.Metal Bunny.:a real ip and nick ban?
Zleiphneir:I love Jonn ::has anime love heart eyes::
.Metal Bunny.:or just dreamstate?
Yami no Sakura:hehehe...the imfamous Back Pocket of Jonn. xD

*SageWoman*: I bow to no one but Mur but only every other Tuesday and Thursdays so he doesn't develop an Ego

Minory: She's reading the monitor over my shoulder right now. xD
Minory: Wave, people. xD
*SageWoman*: WHAT!
Cryxus: *waves*
Cryxus: wierdos
*SageWoman*: That is so UNFAIR and misuse of of...looking over shoulder power!
*SageWoman*: 20 demerits!

Yami no Sakura: Jonn's in charge of Hell? Oh...Hm...
Yami no Sakura: ...Can you make it suck less?
Yami no Sakura: Please? *puppy eyes*
.Jonn.: I'm what? o.O
.Jonn.: ah in charge of hell
.Jonn.: sure thing
.Jonn.: *ads a spa to hell*
.Jonn.: better now?
Innocence: Oh? A spa, huh? I understand humans really enjoy things like that
Innocence: Unless you made an evil spa...
.Jonn.: I tink they do yeah...
.Jonn.: what do you expect :)
.Jonn.: of course it''s evil 

Innocence: Anyway... would you like a form you can poke, Eggs?
*Je Suis Oeufs F.: Hmmmm. Possibly? -grin- Poking Inno is always fun.
*Je Suis Oeufs F.: BUT, the real question is, will I have fingers after I poke?
Innocence: *laughs* I suppose you'll just have to risk it
*Je Suis Oeufs F.: I'm in a fiesty mood today, let's risk it.
Innocence: *coalesces into a cactus and plops down on Eggs' table*
Innocence: Go ahead
Innocence: Poke all you want

pamplemousse: You need to shine that silver tongue of yours huh?
Phoenyckz: Shine it?
Phoenyckz: My silver is rust
Phoenyckz: I need to PIMP MY TONGUE
Phoenyckz: Get some spinners on it
Phoenyckz: CHROME IT
Phoenyckz: : D

Phoenyckz: Sakura~chan without her fix gets more edgy than Gollum in a Jewelry Shop
Yami no Sakura: >>
Yami no Sakura: Shiiiiny....>>

*SageWoman*: Its my Yule Tide Gift...I stroke their Egos
Legark: you are stroking their eggos ?
*SageWoman*: no they leggo their Egos long time ago
Yami no Sakura: I want Eggos...x3
.Muratus del Mur.: you are stroking...what? i dont understand
Yami no Sakura: Mmm...waffles...
.Muratus del Mur.: lol
Innocence: So she has a thing for toaster waffles... don't judge her!
*SageWoman*: LMAO
Granos: O_O theres syrup Everywhere!

*SageWoman*: Yami: what the Yami is now used for what the F*CK
Yami no Sakura: Oh...er...>>
Innocence: So... wait... can Yami be used like that in all case?
Innocence: "Oh, Yami me!!"
Innocence: "I totally Yamied them over!!"
Innocence: "You will *so* regret Yamiing with me!!"
*SageWoman*: OMG thas a good one!
Innocence: I think I like this
Legark: NO yamiing behind the X mas tree !!!
Yami no Sakura: OMM...x_x
*SageWoman*: No more Yaming around for me. Im going to bed.
Innocence: "What the Yami did I do to you??"
*SageWoman*: Inno if you win the Quote of the Year Award, you owe it all to me.
Innocence: I totally will
Innocence: I'll make sure I share the award with you
Yami no Sakura: For Mur's sake...You need to Y-ing stop...xP
Innocence: *laughs*

Lady Isolda: My love, do you think Grido is in danger?
werewolfer: stupid lag
.Jonn.: No no he's just in the Hands of Ren
.Jonn.: .....which could mean he's in danger
werewolfer: umm sorry to but in but whats a ren

Phoenyckz: I don`t know why you keep wanting to get from one place to another
Phoenyckz: People will always stay in four locations no matter what
Phoenyckz: Walking is healthy
Phoenyckz: Having 100 AP for too long will get you fat
Ailith: XD
Tarquinus: lol
Phoenyckz: Do you want your Grassans to find you a worthy mate?
Yami no Sakura: XDDD
Phoenyckz: I think not...
Amoran: lol
Yami no Sakura: I think we just found the first quote of 2009.  xD
Phoenyckz: And I mean... c`mon, those avatars come usually in one size

.Renavoid.: cool, Lib, I don't know if we have paints are brushes around...so you may want to start hunting for those ^_^;
MRWander: brushes sac a tree and a bird ;)

Falen Angel: *drops to one knee, right fist to Heart, wings out stretched* Happy Birthday Mur!
MRD: No caps please xD
pamplemousse: Khalazad is going to jump out in a bikini. Happy Birthday to Mur.
.Gargant.: Yes pample. Any minute i'm going to jump out of the cake and....oops
DarkPriestess: O.o
DarkPriestess: Daddy in a bikini????

.Metal Bunny.: yami, did you get the part where khalazdad jumps out the cake?
.Metal Bunny.: in a bikini?
.Metal Bunny.: with garg nekid?
Dark Trial: Wait... Khalazdad jumped out of a cake and I missed it?

dst: since when is Treehill a gentleman?
Treehill: M YOUNG AND FRESH!
Treehill: ...im gentle
dst: he's a friggin tree on a hill!!

dst: i don't kill bugs
dst: i find them, grow them, love them
Yami no Sakura: ...and then use them to take over the world, right dst? >>;
Shady Jester: and protect them from spiders?
dst: errr.....maybe :D

Shady Jester: if thou were to get any prettier, thou wouldst surely blind his eyes, lady
Shady Jester: thats my "tarquinis" impression

Shady Jester: why are clowns and jesters always so strong? we've got dst, laz, me...
Shady Jester: we need a Jester alliance.
dst: that's what I said some days ago !
Shady Jester: lets make it!
Yami no Sakura: ...if you get a Jester alliance...I'd ask for a giant mallet...
Shady Jester: hit me with a mallet and bad things happen.
Treehill: Carnival Alliance!
dst: I want some make-up....
Treehill: Clows,jesters,popcorn makers!
dst: and a red nose
Treehill: XD
Shady Jester: my original idea was to make the Jester alliance with the goal of getting into every AL entry
dst: wait...then I will be rudolph
dst: forget the red nose

dst: and we can always blackmail Eggsy
Shady Jester: how to blackmail an egg...
Shady Jester: with a skillet!
dst: blackmail like: i konw you are a duck's egg not a hen's one
Shady Jester: put us in the AL, or we're having scrambled eggs for breakfast!

dst: we should keep our mouth shut when Yami is around...
dst: mouths*
Yami no Sakura: I'm just trying to make up for lost quotes. ^^;
dst: she is like a paparazzi
Yami no Sakura: Aww...dst...don't be mean...=(
Shady Jester: meh, even if I tried, I'd forget and start talking again
dst: but with a pen instead of a photo camera :)
Yami no Sakura: xD

Shady Jester: hmm... that was phrased wrong...
Shady Jester: let me try again
Shady Jester: how goes the peace? kept, I presume?
: .Ailith. curtsies to all
Yami no Sakura: Hi. ^^
: Yami no Sakura giggles at Jester
.Ailith.: *laughs* I hope so, Jester ^^
.Tarquinus.: *frowns* Ailith doth not keep Peace.
Treehill: lol
Cryxus: something like that -_-'
Shady Jester: she doesn't? the tag lies!
.Ailith.: *giggles* oh Lucas! You made a funny ^^
dst: Peace is too independent to be kept :))

Phoenyckz: I was thinking some while back
Phoenyckz: That in the pace everything is going
Phoenyckz: MD is following up on history combat wise
Phoenyckz: And then I came to that century old hypothesys...
Phoenyckz: That one day
Phoenyckz: Some years from now
Phoenyckz: One of the most strongest Rituals will be 6 Level III Aramors!
Phoenyckz: ^_^
Phoenyckz: Man makes stick, club, bow, arrow, shield, sword, pike, armor, crossbow, pistol, gun, musket, shotgun, cannon, tank, missile, nuclear missile...
Phoenyckz: Boom!
Phoenyckz: Man makes stick

Renavoid: but you want to get rid of the egos.
Renavoid: don't be such a hypocrite
Phoenyckz: I want to get rid of egos bigger than mine!
Phoenyckz: ^_^
Renavoid: you'd only kill like 30 people..
Phoenyckz: Yeah.... still fun though...

Gremlin:  *becomes in gulfed in a blue flame* let go
: Gwynnia Lagrath draws sword and crouches into a fighting stance
Gremlin: *looks at Gwyn* thank you Gwyn
icepheonix: Whoa, Whoa, the blue flame is my thing.
Ectremere: lol copy right infingment

.Gargant.: I wonder if Mur would still have emails for them.
.Gargant.: Still can't get used to the red Mur.
Yami no Sakura: Hehehe...Use some other form of it. Like Murboy. xD
.Gargant.: Murgatroyd!

.Gargant.: Must.....Beat....Yami.......Petty......and......Childish.....Must.......prevail....
Yami no Sakura: Hehe...I only have one thing, and it's a silver coin from Fenix. xD
Yami no Sakura: GARGLES!
Minory: xD
Yami no Sakura: BAD GARBLE!
Yami no Sakura: er...Make that a G
: .Gargant. is called garbles and is sorry
Yami no Sakura: DUN STRETCH THE CHAT LIKE A N00B!!!! D=
.Gargant.: QUOTE THINESELF!!!
.Gargant.: I forgot it did that >.<

Yami no Sakura: He can record the chat globally anyway.
Yami no Sakura: He really is like god sometimes...>>
Minory: xD
.Gargant.: That's what we get for using Murcorp's Globochat >.<
.Gargant.: We should've installed The Shoeptronic Natterizer.
Yami no Sakura: Like with his invisiblity spell. You never know when he leaves in the middle of a chat, and you just end up conversing with the wall...=/

Minory: Saki, what happened to the 08 quote list?
Minory: See, I was actually on that one. I like reading my name. xP
Yami no Sakura: lol
Yami no Sakura: I found another narcissistic person!
.Gargant.: you did?
Minory: <<>>;
Minory: Who, me? Why, never...
Yami no Sakura: Say something funny, and I'll put you on this year's. xD
: .Gargant. says something funny
Yami no Sakura: xD
: Camilla giggles
: .Gargant. realises he should have just put Something funny for greater effect
.Gargant.: >.<
Minory: Something funny.
Minory: Yes~! I made it!
Yami no Sakura: Ah...close enough. *quotes* 

Yami no Sakura: Aw...the wee little MP3 left. =(
Minory: Huh?
Minory: lol....
Yami no Sakura: Wee little ickle MP3s are so cute. x3
Yami no Sakura: They're like pets!
Minory: lulz...
.Gargant.: They're soooooo innocent
Minory: Until they bite you.
Yami no Sakura: "Mommy, mommy, mommy!! Can I keep one?" *holds up a little MP3* 8D
.Gargant.: :)
Yami no Sakura: *is bitten* OW!!
Yami no Sakura: *drops the MP3* BAD MP3!! You're lucky I don't have MP1 powah! D<

: Minory takes the label and sticks it on herself
Minory: Hellz yeah.
Yami no Sakura: You ain't Yami! D=
: Yami no Sakura takes the label back.
: .Gargant. needs to write better labels
: .Gargant. writes a new label
: .Gargant. 's new label says NOT yami
: Minory takes label and puts it on top of Yami's label
: .Gargant. writes many many labels and sticks them to the desk over there creating a labeltable
.Gargant.: It's funny cos it rhymes.
Minory: Labeltable...
Minory: Should be a new word.
.Gargant.: yush
Yami no Sakura: And Gargles coins yet another yet word. xD
.Gargant.: Wait till you see the next Newspaper issue. I've soined a heapload :p
Minory: xD
Minory: Oooh...You can be the next Shakespeare.
Minory: Just write a couple dozen plays....
.Gargant.: YAY!
.Gargant.: *writes a tiny tiny play on a label.....* looky! Playbels!!!

.Gargant.: And what about the MDA? Is it pample and eggs? Is it Glor? Who knows?
: .Gargant. votes for Me to lead!!
Minory: MDA is anarchist country.
Yami no Sakura: We...don't really seem to matter that much. We're not involved in any major conflicts. xD
Yami no Sakura: ...I don't even think we have our own Land Weapon. xD
.Gargant.: We're just that damn good.
Yami no Sakura: Whoot!! ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.Gargant.: Yeah we do!!
.Gargant.: We've got Glor's eraser!!
Yami no Sakura: ...we should annex No Man's Land...ANARCHISTS UNIT!!!! >D
Minory: xDDDD
Minory: Glor's eraser is a WMD.
.Gargant.: Weapon of Mass deletion!
Minory: Yes! xD
.Gargant.: yami has her quote list. Also a WMD.
.Gargant.: Weapon of Mass Distraction
.Gargant.: Pample has the archivists. WMD.
Yami no Sakura: hahaha xDD
.Gargant.: Weapon of Mass Dysfunction
Minory: I think that's MD in general...
Minory: xDDD
.Gargant.: and I have my spyglass and stuff. WMD.
.Gargant.: Weapon of mass Deduction/
Yami no Sakura: "And so...unbeknownst to the world, the librarians of MD plot their hostile takeover of the Realm..." DUN DUN DUN!!!!
.Gargant.: mwhahahahahaaaaa
.Gargant.:  *enters librarian mode* I mean......shhh

.Gargant.: Do you think we could silence everyone on the grounds that everywhere is a library?
.Gargant.: Sorry, the Shoeptronic natterizer
Yami no Sakura: lol...we should try that. xD
Minory: Oh, lol...
Yami no Sakura: Auto-Silencing the moment you step into the Mansion. xD
.Gargant.: This dojo is now a library. Beware the librarian's wrath
.Gargant.: Noob: But I....
.Gargant.: Silenced noob.
.Gargant.: You were warned!!!
.Gargant.: Noobus Silencium in Libraria powerium ad Barricadum.
.Gargant.: Motto of the renegade Librarians.
Minory: Nice Latin there. xD

Yami no Sakura: Is it fair to the rest of the world that Gargles here make up 80% of my quotes? xD
.Gargant.: heheh.
.Gargant.: Yami's quote list, now with 80% Garble!
.Gargant.: Warning: contains 37% reconstituted garble substitute from concentrate
Yami no Sakura: I should just make you your own list, Garg. xD

Lightsage: may Mur be with you
Yami no Sakura: (Is Mur now another way of saying "The Force?") 
Lightsage:  (actually I messed that up it should be: May Mur bless you) 

Tavs: Wait wha? Theres only one bathroom in this whole acursed place?!
Hangman: As far as I know.
Tavs: In a land of complexity and near perfect asymetry, there is only ONE BATHROOM?
Yami no Sakura: *snickers* yup.
Yami no Sakura: One toilet. One bathtub.
Hangman: The fact that Marind wanted to hog it all to herself sort of makes it obvious why she was murdered.
Tavs: Yeah and when she died she decided to take her precious running water with her and now I have to go to the PUBLIC bathroom and get my water out of a copper tap!
: .Ailith. stifles a giggle
Yami no Sakura: Well...the alternative is Bob, so...
Hangman: Well, listen, I know a combination that'll get you very near her secret bathroom.
Tavs: Hey! I AM not getting my water from the Fountain of Dark Vibrations! That place smells like evil!
Hangman: But I'll only trade it for a different secret.
Tavs: Uh, uh, uh...I'll trade you the secret of NIMH!
Yami no Sakura: lol
Yami no Sakura: I'm sure the mice of MD are all very anxious to know of this secret, Tavs. ;)
Hangman: That must be so secret I don't even know what you're talking about!
Hangman: Is it worth having to share that bathroom?
Hangman: ... Or is it about talking rats?
Hangman: I am so sick of talking rats.
Hangman: Now, FIELD MICE, sure...
Tavs: YES!! There are only two bathrooms here! Marind took all the water and there's a fish in the public toilet! I'm not sharing my business with a fish
: .Ailith. laughs

Leucretia: I'm with child for Mur's sake!!!!!
Sparrhawk: you took the lords name in vain im telling the warden! 

*Sagewoman*: Lets make a Pirate Sandwich!
*Sagewoman*: Ammy get behind Cryxus
*Sagewoman*: I'lll get in front of him
*Sagewoman*: now HUG
.Amoran.: but..
.Amoran.: but..
.Amoran.: sage..
.Amoran.: I won't enjoy the filling! ;_;
Gremlin: ROFL
Cryxus: :(
*Sagewoman*: cryxus IS the filling silly
.Calyx of Isis.: So, what filling do you want?
.Amoran.: it involves whipped cream, strawberries, and possibly either white chocolate or dark chocolate
.Calyx of Isis.: OIC
Cryxus:  im not apreciated
*Sagewoman*: I like how you think
Trista Morris: :))
Cryxus: *takes his filling elsewhere* -_-'

icepheonix5: wow noone has beaten me yet
icepheonix5: lol
*Sagewoman*: nonone beat you? noone beats everyone but someone never can...

.Gargant.: although the cake IS a lie :p
Shady Jester: the cake is a lie is a lie!
dst: the cake is the naked truth!
dst: ok...Garg was the naked one but the cake is true!
Shady Jester: the truth descarnated?
dst: yes :))
.Gargant.: I had crumbs all over me. I was the Cake'ed truth.

Yami no Sakura: So...if you buy me a plane ticket to Romania, I'll grant you eternal immunity from my Quote List. How 'bout it, dst? =)
dst: it would be cheaper to apply a zipper to my mouth
dst: or even better: tie my hands so I will not type anymore :D
dst: i have a cousin who is in america and comming back this may
dst: maybe she can squize you in one of her bags...
Yami no Sakura: WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!! =D
Yami no Sakura: ...Now...to track down dst's cousin...
.Gargant.: as a 'yami on'
dst: she is in ohio...i think...
.Gargant.: It's like a carry on, but quotier
Yami no Sakura: PERFECT!!
Yami no Sakura: Just one state over!
dst: O_O
Lightsage: lol...
.Gargant.: dst. Warn your cousin!
Lightsage: Tell her to run!
dst: damn! I should have said alaska
Shady Jester: what would they be named? cst? est?
.Gargant.: or dst will get dst'd by Yami's Yammering.
dst: me and my big mouth!
dst: oh wait!
dst: I will tell her you're her wedding present from me :D
dst: brilliant!
.Gargant.: Do you not like your cousin much then dst?
.Gargant.: Congratulations, here's a yami.

dst: i kind of hate all those misteries about MDs history and stuff
dst: MArind was in love with Azul, right?
Yami no Sakura: Ew~!!! Where did you get THAT idea?! O_o

*Syrian*: its December. ish..just celebrate it. or don't. mrfmas don't care. its cool like that