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Sotesf
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Regeneration : 4
Energetic immunity : 11
Trade sense : 12
Briskness : 5
Initiative : 5
Defence : 5
Attack : 14
Luck : 3
Power : 8
Principle of Imagination = 37
Darkness Principle = 47
Time Principle = 69
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Battle stats
Won: 157 | Lost: 304
Honor: 4854
MindPower: 4
You are not yet a member of any alliance
Careful that you dont wander beyond the Line in here that leads towards evil
Jokes: Funny Foreign Frases: 1. HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle? 2. IDIOS AMIGOS -- We\'re wild and crazy guys! 3. VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I\'m a very important person,I conquered. 4. COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle. 5. RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead. 6. RESPONDEZ S\'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you\'re Scottish. 7. QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal. 8. LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding. 9. POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous 10. PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown. 11. MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old. 12. FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat. 13. HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food 14. VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied. 15. QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort 16. ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know. 17. MAZEL TON -- tons of luck 18. APRES MOE LE DELUGE -- Larry and Curly got wet. 19. PORTE-KOCHERE -- Sacramental wine 20. ICH LIEBE RICH -- I\'m really crazy about having dough. 21. FUI GENERIS -- What\'s mine is mine. 22. VISA LA FRANCE -- Don\'t leave your chateau without it. 23. MERCI RIEN -- Thanks for nothin\'! 24. AMICUS PURIAE -- Platonic friend __________________________________________________________________ Interesting Facts : 1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) 2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that\'s more like it) 3. A pig\'s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How\'d they figure this out, and why?) 4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can\'t get over that pig thing) (Don\'t try this at home...maybe at work?) 5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn\'t seem fair) 6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........) 7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you\'re ambidextrous do you split the difference?) 8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??) 9. Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How\'d they find out, did they ask them?) 10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) 11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.It\'s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?) 12. A cockroach will live nine days without it\'s head, before it starves to death. (Creepy) 13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male\'s head off. (Honey, I\'m home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...) 14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity) 15. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Geez) (That\'s almost as bad as catfish) 16. An ostrich\'s eye is bigger than it\'s brain. (I know some people like that.) 17. Starfish don\'t have brains. (I know some people like that too.) ___________________________________________________________________ Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I\'m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby\'s sex? A: Childbirth. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: Cause you\'re fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she\'s borderline irrational A: So what’s your question? Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? A: It means that the baby\'s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy __________________________________________________________________ Rejected Titles for the Movie \"Twister\" : 1. \"Totally Gone With The Wind\" 2. \"Lift and Separate\" 3.\"Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn\'t Fit in the Plot\" 4. \"The Weather Channel: The Movie\" 5. \"Schindler\'s Twist 6.\"I, Cumulus\" 7. \"Wizard of Oz II: The Search For Toto\" 8. \"Killer Genuine Draft\" 9. \"Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom\" 10. \"Roofless in Seattle\" __________________________________________________________________
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Why should I trust you? Send a message,stating your(in game only): Name, Age, and the reason why(with proof). Failure to do so will result in your name being added to my hate list Sotesf: Sotesf: Sotesf: Sotesf: Sotesf: Sotesf: Sotesf:
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Those who succeded: ►abaddun ◘ ►Sotesf*▬(though...this reason was a bit long...and annoying) ►pamplemousse ☼ ►No One ◘ ►Kurby○\' ►MRD ◘ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Things you don\'t want to hear during surgery 1. Better save that. We\'ll need it for the autopsy. 2. What do you mean \"You want a divorce?!\" 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what\'s that? 5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there. 6. Oh no! Where\'s my Rolex? 7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 8. There go the lights again! 9. Ya know, there\'s big money in kidneys and heck\' this guy\'s got two of \'em. 10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it\'s throwing off my concentration. 12. What\'s this doing here? 13. I hate it when they\'re missing stuff in here. 14. That\'s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one? 15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 16. Sterile schmerile. The floor\'s clean, right? 17. What do you mean he wasn\'t in for a sex change?! 18. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. 19. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 20. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card? 21. Don\'t worry. I think it\'s sharp enough. 22. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. 23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! 24. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing. __________________________________________________________________ ========================================================================== DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT UNLESS YOU LIKE CRUEL AND EVIL JOKES!!!! Evil Jokes(that I thought were funny): ___________________________________________________________________ A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, \'I\'m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!! The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn\'t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, \'No, no, I\'m sorry, it\'s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I\'ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.\' ________________________________________________________________ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Broken promises don\'t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me? I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint. I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you\'re having a good idea but it\'s just eggs hatching. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk ____________________________________________________________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it\'s made up of two separate words \"mank\" and \"ind.\" What do these words mean? It\'s a mystery and that\'s why so is mankind. It\'s easy to sit there and say you\'d like to have more money. And I guess that\'s what I like about it. It\'s easy. Just sitting there,rocking back and forth, wanting that money. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let\'em go, because, man, they\'re gone. As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. ___________________________________________________________________ Jokes that remind me of MD: I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they\'d never expect it. this reminds me of MD..only people..instead of worlds also this: During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were \"just going down to the corner.\" One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don\'t run with a wooden stake. Consider the daffodil. And while you\'re doing that, I\'ll be over here, looking through your stuff. Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let\'s say you have chosen the nickname \"FlyHead.\" Normally you would think that \"fly Head\" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn\'t it also mean \"having a head like a fly\"? I\'m afraid some people might actually think that. I think a good product would be \"Baby Duck Hat.\" It\'s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the fountain and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. \"Uh-oh,\" he thought.\"This fountain is reserved for skeletons.\" If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.\" When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns ____________________________________________________________________ John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died. David: Doctor, he didn\'t hang himself. I hung him there to dry ____________________________________________________________________ Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don\'t know what your rights are, or who the person is you\'re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. ____________________________________________________________________ Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont ____________________________________________________________________ What\'s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion. A while ago someone was asking for dead baby jokes after that last one... here they are. If you like kids (alive), don\'t read on. Some of these are really sick..and... um... disgusting...and evil... soo..very evil....but these were the best of the lot...or rather those that I could stand.. What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children\'s playground! Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby? A: Because you get a womb with a view. Q: What is the definition of revenge? A: A baby with a dingo in its mouth. Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat? A: Cabbage patch kids. Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can. Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans. Q: What\'s worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid? A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby. Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line? A. Stopping it with a shovel. Q: What\'s the proper gift for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q.What\'s red and hangs in trees? A baby that has been hit by a snowblower. Q. What\'s pink and slowly turns red? A. A baby chewing a razor blade ___________________________________________________________________ Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started slowly to clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, \'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.\' From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet \'Well, fuckin\' stop doin\'it then, ya evil bastard!\' ____________________________________________________________________ Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is to look for his father. He looks high and low but cannot find him. He asks St Peter \"Where is my father?\" But St Peter says he doesn\'t know. He asks the archangel Gabriel \"Where is my father?\" But Gabriel doesn\'t know. He asks John the Baptist \"Where is my father?\" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching. Suddenly he sees out of the mist a very old man, with white hair, stooped over a little. \"Stop!\" Jesus yells. \"Who are you?\" \"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son.\" Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? \"Tell me of your son, old man.\" \"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know...\" Jesus screams, \"Father!!!!!\". The old man yells, \"Pinocchio!!!!!!!\"
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You should especially watch out for these people who on the list...
(It\'s a warning, for Idiots like you,and a hit-list,for those who who choose it to be) [List 1] For attacking me more than 1 time in the so called \"Dojo\" or having played long enough to know what a \"dojo\" is (not like it matters): ___________ ___________ ___________ After all...If they dont follow the rules, then why should the rules protect them? (E.G. You cant \'murder\' a murderer,only kill him) [List 2],,,Those who can let people be,or annoy others who play the game the way they want: Liberty (I made a pun on her \"Libs\" (40something alt accounts) and she sent me over 25 mails bothering me about it,asking me to define what I ment in 1 mail,and a very annoying reply,ending with an insult next ,while made me retort,and so on repeatedly..I should have know when the first message I got was \"What the hell\'s your problem\" to me making a comment with the pun \"Add-lib\") Innocence (annoying,exceptionally sensitive little thing...that\'s rude...and a hypocrit...mosty in the way of rp,or other things that happen in Wind\'s santuary) rigo3halo (speakes nonsense...literally not making any sense...about things like 8 people know about in the world, and speakes it to the general public. Insults people...while failing to aknowledge RP,just because they said he didnt make any sense,and because they wanted to know what he\'s talking about;and doesnt listen,simply insults...reguardless what\'s said...as if only expecting a undeserved apology,like a stupid,\"gangsta\"...or some idiotic thug.Makes up horrible lives,and pretends the people who he\'s arguing with(because of his own idiocy) live them in reality and insults them about their \"made up new real life\",and when all that fails he trys to get the crowd on his side by pretending to be the victim,or \"good guy\") ___________ [List 3] Important people in the game, that I dont like: ___________ ___________ ___________



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As he approaches the thick column of smoke he realizes that it stais still, doesn't look like smoke afterall, its more like a huge plant. Could this be the legendary Deathmarrow root of all evil...but wait!, something is moving behind that rock... oh a shade, mmm such a good taste, the dark essence of this tiny little thing dripping of his teeth, ... what ...it has bones? ..damn it, its not a shade... Driven by what is widly known as Necrovion Insanity Syndrome simplizero continues his search for the shades. ...
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