He will keep a list of all ongoing quests in the realm that have sponsorship from Mur and dispatch mentioned rewards as needed.
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Papaver Somniferum
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A generic human, bearing the name of an ancient god. His time in prison has hardened him. Date of release 04/08/2010. (for those who don't know, this is a satire; I was sentenced to prison for 3 days, subsequently lowered to 1 day, for picking up an ITC pasted in chat.) Experimentation with regenerative and shielding magic has given him reptilian features. Unresponsive often, usually unexpectedly, and sometimes for long
periods. Old friend of the
MR's. Mp5 training dummy.
My defense will for the foreseeable future always be: 2 popes, 4 non-damagers, low % influence, OR 1-2 max elems, 0-2 popes, 2-4 non-damagers, low % influence (except for the short periods of time when I'm giving away a burst, using a single tree defense at 98%). The former is currently one of the very best multi-purpose public service rituals, giving _very_ easy victories, or giving xp loss, to anyone who understands how to utilize this ritual. It's not just for public service, though. ;) The latter ritual is used for combo training, or for infusing experience on remains for eventual sale (1 silver for each 1 million xp, rounded down). I am almost always found at the Sparring Grounds, combo training or idling. Usually idling.
I love to collect information, so I'm always open to debate on any topic; science and logic are my specialties.
I would like to be able to publicly play an mp3 file from the URL in chat. I think this may be the "voice" spell.
Random stuff I have collected:
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln Human life is the only thing that takes care of itself. - Napoleon Bonaparte I think we all agree, the past is over. - George W. Bush Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. Light a man a fire, and he's warm for an hour. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life. Half of the people in the world are below average. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Contemplating the great unknowns must be one of the oldest hobbies in
human experience. The pursuit has given rise first to religion, then to
philosophy, then to people who make fun of religion and philosophy.
Fun Facts:
ASS - American Shipping Services STFU - Southern Tenant Farmers' Union OMFG - Official Meeting Facilities Guide WTF - Wisconsin Tourism Federation
WTO - World Trade Organization, World Toilet Organization
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Won
the moon trivia contest during the Lunar Festival. (1 WP rewarded) reached
top #8 for wishpoints. (3 WP) editor of the Golden Globe Gazette predicted
the implementation of the Tribunal acquired 3 spell docs, owed a 4th
(from Je Suis Oeufs Fous) acquired an item passed through The
Labyrinth when first opened (unrewarded) - permanent GG access have
set foot in every land, as well as the prison, the inside of Sage's
Keep, and the balcony of Marind's room md-archives.com authorship recruited
an Angien finished LR, Sun God, and Royal armor sets acquired
first spell (currently 2) (late summer '09) permanent Berserker's Charge access un-allied at mp4,
fought an un-allied mp5 combo fighter, burst burner, and above money achievements won the heads contest in 1st place (mp4, March 2, 2010) - record score for mp4 fought
myself, and won fought myself, and lost (not the same occasion) made
a suggestion to improve MD that was eventually implemented by Mur
(options page) got avatars approved (7 so far) ended mp4 with 3 pre-maxed angiens
at mp5:
bought a rusty maxed 3 angiens acquired a rare item from Mur - Mammon's Book was possessed by Mur for a short while, conversed with "myself" discovered the GoE codes to the Paper Cabin roof and the Archives Study Room got a second rusty as a prize achieved 0 total XP, multiple times sacrificed 39k heat in 2 days gone idle for a few hours at 0 heat, woke up to find that I got max heat trader achievement invented and popularized the 3 tree & >=1 pope @ 0% ritual bought a rein traded the rusty I bought, plus coins, for a GG traded for the item that I had been banned for having (Box of rainbow candies) ran first quest (still running) in trial for Treasure Keeper
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Nile - Laying Fire Upon Apep
Fire be upon thee Apep Ra maketh thee to burn Thou who art hateful unto him Ra pierceth thy head He cutteth through thy face Ra melteth thine countenance Lo your skull is crushed in his hand Thy bones are smashed in pieces
Burn thou fiend Before the fire of the eye of Ra The hidden one hath overthrown thy words The gods have turned thy face backwards Thy skull is ripped from thy spine
The lynx hath torn open thy breast The scorpion hath cast fetters upon thee Maat hath sent forth thy destruction Thou shalt burn
The god aker hath condemned thee to the flames
Fire be upon thee Apep Thou enemy of Ra Let flames gnaw into thee And sear thy flesh Fall down Apep I hath set torch upon thee Taste thou death Apep The burning is upon you Thou art consumed I hath lain fire upon thee I hath smeared thy remains with excrement I hath spat on thin ashes Taste thou death
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It's about time I got serious about quest creation. However, there's a small problem: I'm lazy. :/
To kill two birds with one stone, I'm shoving the work over to you, and I'm calling it a quest! :D And it isn't even my idea; this kind of quest was previously run by Burns! :D (he approves, btw)
Quest: Help the extremely lazy snake. Do his work for him.
Rewards:
If your entry is clever, and would be judged by me to be worthy of a wishpoint for its solver(s), you will get a wishpoint. If your entry is satisfactory, but would be judged by me to be unworthy of a wishpoint for its solver(s), you will get a Tormented Soul. Or, you may forgo the TS and try to improve the entry. If your entry does not conform to restrictions, is unimaginative, or mimicking a previous entry (yours or not), FAIL. The latter is to prevent free rewards among friends.
All rewards will be given after the entry quest completes its run, either by you or me. This is to facilitate detection of plagiarism, and to ensure that it is actually run.
Specifics:
For a standard quest, your entry must contain the quest, the solution(s), and the method of arriving at the solution(s), every step of the way. If, however, you get creative with your entry (which I highly encourage), it may not have a "solution". For example some kind of social experiment like Shadowseeker recently did. In such case, provide the means by which a participant would be chosen for reward.
It does not have to be Metal Bunny-level difficulty. :P But don't make it too simple. As an example, I would consider Shadowseeker's recent social experiment as too simple, and I would not award a WP (I would award a TS). Sorry, SS. :P
Pseudo-legal crap you have to read: If in your entry you do not expressly state otherwise, I am allowed to administer your entry quest like my own (as it is, or modified), providing credit to you for creating it, and excluding you from its possible winners if I deem necessary. If I run it, I will PM you, and you recognize that you may not run the same quest. If I am allowed to run your quest, and you do not receive a PM from me stating that I am running the quest, you may run the quest. However, you must send me a PM telling me you are doing so, so that I will not run a duplicate. If you run the quest, in case a knowledge of the internals provides an advantage and it is something I can become involved in, you will exclude me from its possible winners. Consequences of not following these rules are your problem, not mine.
Restrictions:
The quest may not contain spamming (e.g. PL entries), and may not include PM-ing specific predetermined people who give a predetermined answer. Person-to-person interaction otherwise is a good thing and encouraged, as in Rhaegar's introductory quest. The quest may not require the participant to write an essay. It may require up to a paragraph or two at any given stage. You may utilize ideas that are not your own, but if you do so, you must provide credit in the entry. You may not plagiarize someone else's quest. Do not enter quests you have previously run.
Finally, assume that ANYTHING can be done with MD Script (within reason; e.g. no taking people's stuff). Do not restrict yourself just because you personally would not be able to code it. For you to visualize the extent, I hear that Fyrd can code a clickie to be able to send him email notifications.
If blatant plagiarism is spotted, you will not receive any reward, you will be publicly humiliated, and you may not enter again. If an entry turns out to be very similar to a quest run in the past, but does not show signs of evident plagiarism, you will not receive reward, but may try again with a different entry.
Send me a PM with your entry (forum or in-game; you can usually find me in-game at the Marble Dale Park, a.k.a. Sparring Grounds). DO NOT POST ENTRIES IN THE FORUM THREAD, or your entry will be disqualified and hopefully the text will be removed by a moderator. Include your ingame name if submitting via forum PM.
You may submit entries as many times as you like.
Depending on WP supplies and on how this runs, this may be a permanently open quest. I'm hoping it fosters creativity in the public and provides a stream of good quests for people to solve.
Get crackin'! 8D
( This quest is made possible by sponsorship from: Jester )
Good websites for finding song URL's (from which you can download for free) include www.airmp3.net, www.mp3raid.com , www.beemp3.com, through Google, and from the artists' own sites. Songs are arranged in alphabetical order of artist, and then in alphabetical order of song.
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At mp5 I am relatively weak, however I am free from fear of skilldamage. Due to people using my defense for xp loss so often, it gives me more victories than losses.
I thoroughly recommend that any mp5 who can copy my defense should do so; it will make their life a lot less stressful, and others' lives as well.
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Knowledge of rituals, and attack tactics, is a greater asset than high stats. At mp4, and at mp5 since the aura fix, I've achieved near-perfect control of my win/loss ratio, merely by going idle with specific rituals set.
I won heads in first place at mp4, with a record score for mp4 - 156k. The only higher score on record is Pample's at 217k.
Record damage in one strike: 370,321 (energy burn). No tokens; I practically don't use tokens.
I will accept all adepts. Apprentices will learn more from me than from most.
Currently 2 people have become my adepts by asking for it.
Basic Training Rules (Golden Globe Gazebo): - keep role-playing to a bare minimum, as it makes it hard to talk and get things across with all that's going on. - standard def should be 1 fully-healed non-damaging creature. - wins are NON-DAMAGE ONLY - no damagers or lifestealers (exception: targeting 'dying' against a full-health defender) - NO healing! Except at mp5, just like damage, it must be agreed upon by the defender. (exception: if all creatures in your ritual have at least full health, using healers is allowed since they wont really heal VE) - pay attention to chat announcements - if you break a rit, let everyone know as soon as you realize it.
If necessary, MRs will enforce these rules. Repeated violators will be banished in a dream.
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"The world is full of lies. 'Thou shalt not kill.' 'Thou shalt not steal.' 'Thou shalt not bear false witness.' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' These are all lies, all deceptions. 'I don't want to be killed.' 'I don't want to be a victim of theft.' That is why they use lies like justice and morals to protect their weak selves. The original truth is the survival of the fittest. One must devour it all, whether it be other humans, wealth, power, or the world itself!" -Charles zi Britannia, in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2, episode 7
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