Okay, since I don\'t really know what to put in here I thought I might as well document the strange things that happen to me on a day to day basis.
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4/11/08
Discovered Metal bunny\'s secret identity: HARDCORE ACCOUNTANT. Metal bunny - Destroying your economy!
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5/11/08
Found out sagewoman is a figment of my imagination
Became INCREDIBLY paranoid
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6/11/08
Came here today, nobody about, I fear today will be damn slow.
Seems I was right.
Yawn.
Had to brag about my number of spell docs ^_^
Discussed alliance logos with Savel and Shadowseeker
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7/11/08
Talked with zleip about how it's hangin'....Vile child....He disgusts me!
I'm being stalked by Gary LIneker...
I am also the GREAT CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Had to resist spoiling a ghost's fun
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13/11/08
Forgot I was writing a log....oops.
Been plotting ;) Started work on a new quest as well.
Mwhahaha, more evil than the last!
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14/11/08
Today was good.
I finished work on my new quest. It is another designed to hurt Yami no sakura and Pamplemousse's eyes.
Also today is the wedding of Lady Ailith and King Bull.
Had a good idea for an end of year awards ceremony, please check it out on the forums. Seems Lady A and calyx got the date wrong.
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15/11/08
TODAY is Lady A and King Bull's wedding
I am bored tried to steal the show.
Mur didn’t let him.
good times were had by all.
Signed up for illusion test ^_^
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17/11/08
In an archy meeting with Pample and inno I decided that my elephant is called \'El trunko!'
Operation 'Reshuffle’ is go
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18/11/08
Congratulated Queen Ailith bull again
Bought her kids some rollerskates (teehee, they're like mini versions of el trunko) Realised just how busy I am at the moment.
Got a little annoyed with demon lord, if he keeps it up, he\'s gonna get it.
Discovered I am diseased:
Gargamelephantitis.
Latin name: El trunko ditracto maximus pancreas destructo
Cure: None, but can be treated by a qualified Pachydermatologist
It is decreed that Granos is a woman on mondays, he is called Lisa and he sucks (For a price)
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19/11/08
Busted chops at bob today, mostly demon lord's chops.
Spent time talking with Ledah and Zleip in a lame variant on latin (El distanto pragmatismo disco inferno)
Worked out an equation for an archivist: HBSC/DAH*SF+ROFL-YIM=Archivist, I am not explaining any of the terms so don't even ask.
Tried to get Shoeps' support for the awards idea, he seems to like it.
Got my hair pulled out by baby elephants.
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20/11/08
Helped out some people at the dojo
Gave in an answer for Junior's quest
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23/11/08
Went AWOL for a few days.
Got shot in the face....Paint don\'t taste good
Inno thinks i'm a Boat
Awards are going at full pelt
8 days left for my quest.
Discovered a love for the band 'The Housemartins'
Found out the name of a song I like (finally) 'Music for a found Harmonium' (It's the one from the end of Napoleon dynamite, but it's been on Adverts and all sorts of nonsense)
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24/11/08
Code is driving me mad, Only I can hear the song at the moment. Need help!
HATE HTML!
Keith says if you're in IE you need to download a plugin for my song to work
Alpha eight began today!
One week left until my quest ends!
Fixed the songs on my hate list. They work proper like!
Zleip broke my pages....once....then the error never came back
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25/11/08
Carried on plotting
Didn't write notes for lecture...again
Spoke with firs about all things booze.
aldwin described my quest as 'crunchy'
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26/11/08
Intervention for firs. Try Sober dude!!
Lecture tonight...Still didn't write notes for it.
5 days till quest ends.
Had to cancel lecture. Calyx didn\'t show to let us in the keep.
Will reschedule it.
Waxed musical with Windy and Shadow.
They both have good taste.
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27/11/08
Played dojo master today while there was no one else there.
Shady J tried to take over.
happy Thanksgiving to all my Yankee friends.
4 days till quest ends
Jim morrison would beat Bill gates in a fight. Doors VS Windows.
Bill Gates is NOT MP6
coughed up biscuit all over Zleip. I cannot fit a full wagon wheel in my mouth.
Had a coffee party with Zleip, Queen A, Silent warrior, Renmawe ii and Lewas turned up too. Twas good.
We made our own entertainment since the Americans had deserted us.
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28/11/08
3 days till quest ends.
Today seems quieter than yesterday....
Not much happened today Pinklemousse blinded me with her papers
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30/11/08
back after the weekend.
Quest ends tomorrow.
Next quest is ready after mur inadvertently mucked it up.
Heads contest, boooooooring.
1hour left. quest ends!
Went to Moony\'s lecture
ALL DIED
Quest ended
Windy went all emo on our ass
Bid a final farewell to my favourite fox friend
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1/12/08
It's December!
Metal bunny described me and granos as '2 fruity acid tripping moronic unicorns' He's an oddball.
Zleip gave me a tobacco pouch
Tried to sell Shady J a needle full of CURE!
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2/12/08
Everyone at the gazebo.
Slow day End of heads
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3/12/08
Me and sage offended Zleip I think
Zleip has a nice breast
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4/12/08 - 8/12/08
Pages died
Slummed it in IE
Awards in voting phase
My friend set his eyes on fire
Zleip's called minty
Perro left :'( GUAU!
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9/12/08
Firs is a girl!
....I kissed him then threatened to operate....
He swiftly stopped his silliness
Had odd conversations about Morally ethic chickens and Silent warrior's Prostate exam
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10/12/08
My grand scheme is going well ^_^
I CARE NOT FOR SQUIRRELS
Found two santas in the same place at the same time :O!!!!!
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30/12/08
Forgot again I was writing a log.
Mind slowly dying.
Happy christmas
Merry new year
Got pressies off Mur.....Thank you Mur!
Gots me a santa :D
Shoeps left :( I hope things are resolved and he returns soon.
Goin' to ireland for a week in the new year.
Put up my quest today. ENJOY!
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10/01/09
Been to ireland for the week
Back again now
Happy new year and all that
I'm now leading the Newspaper project
helping pample write the latter half of the year for the calendar
Storm got eaten by the chat.
My quests are owned and operated by Gargco, which is owned by Archymurnicitechygameyindustrico
Yeah....You heard.
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13/01/09
Gotta remember to keep the diary going!
It's happened again...I'm sure there was something I was going to write here....
Newspaper moved into content phase. trying to sort out who wants to do what within the paper...Support seems to be waning.
Hmm...that wasn't it....but...it'll have to do...
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14/01/09
Yay I remembered
Support is growing for the paper
Staff are appearing
Still need more though
RJ's Back too
Helped him with his story.
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15/01/09
Had job interview
RJ and Big C are back
Fixed my quest
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16/01/09
Firs loves his bum.
Nobody else does.
I love my bum
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21/01/09
Forgot about log...AGAIN
I hope someone takes the time to read this thing :(
Been busy with the paper
Should get me a drachorn from RJ's quest.
Sure there was something else I was gonna put here...Never mind, probably wasn't important
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22/01/09
*Jumps up and down in rage* I WANT A DRACHORN, I WANT A DRACHORN >.<
Okay, I'm done.
Hmm, interesting....I seem to have lost a day. I was ready to type up the thing for the 23rd and it isn't yet, but I know I wrote the above section yesterday....The bit about Jumping up and down. Can anyone explain this phenomenon please?
*mutters* stoopid frickin' days grrrrr
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26/01/09
Eiggerreggie moaned at me about the quest.
4 Days left ^_^
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04/02/09
Joined in with Khal's ramshackle bunch of assorted hangers on
New quest
I joined not because of what he is doing, but because of who he is.
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05/02/09
Today, I renounce my trunk.
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11/02/09
Zleip is annoyed that I have renounced my trunk
Helping renavoid renovate ^_^
The paper will be out on March 1st.
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18/02/09
Missed updates for Valentines day AND my birthday >.<
Well....Happy VD all.
Happy birthday Me ^_^
I kick ass at Archery....Oh yes!
O.........M.........G......They're making new red dwarf episodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dunno if it made it abroad but it's very exciting, trust me, Brits will know what i mean)
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19/02/09
Weird battle log things are going on at the moment >.< Oh well.
Plagued by letters as well O.O
They're EVERYWHERE!!!!
Remember: It's not a dip if the thing you dip into it snaps.....it is NOT a dip if the cat has some and is now upside down on the Lawn.
(Not one of mine, it's jack Dee, but since zleip reckons i'm MD's equivalent of it, I thought i'd better live up to the reputation ^_^)
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23/02/09
After the weekend i've decided to make the rocky road to MP6
I've made 5-6 Adepts in one night
that bit shouldn't be too hard.
Just gotta find No one and Venger for training >.<
Ah well.....Back to the grind
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01/03/09
End of Quest day.
Should be newspaper day but I doubt it.
What ho? The Gargant? Here on a weekend?
Yup.
Mur's announcement has me wanting to hide in a cupboard! I LIKE MY ROLE!
Necrovion - Your friendly neighbourhood watch.
Big up to MC Grammar - STOP! grammartime!
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01/03/09 - 02/03/09
today made my fingers hurt.
Everything happened at once.
not explaining any of it, lets just say it's not all good >.<
(Well, I'll explain some of it, but only if you ask)
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02/03/09
Itrigue Bears all
RJ thinks i'm annoyed.....umm.....Nope.
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03/03/09
Unknown Entity.....Also known as U E.
U E? Is his last name Lewis? And should he join the news?
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04/03/09
THIS.....IS.....not......SPARTA!
Cos it's not THE 300
I AM 300!
Man I feel old!
This week is national Pie week in britain. www.nationalpieweek.co.uk
Something big is happening, I can feel it. There is tension being felt throughout the MD. I can't pinpoint what it is though.
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05/03/09
Tis a good day.
Somebody triggered my idiot reflex and I discovered something I didn't have.
Newspaper will be out VERY soon.
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06/03/09
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUR......
HAPPY MURTHDAY ^_^!!!!!
Looks like i'll be bothering the lower end of the active veterans list soon too.
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14/03/09
Long time no write.
The golden globe Gazette is a huge success
as such everything has blown up and the term Headless chicken has become fitting.
Quest ended
working on a new one. Could take a while though.
March 14th - day of a million idles.
Congrats to all the new RPCs
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16/03/09
New questicle coming soon.
As soon as my papers decide they like it in fact.
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19/03/09
Solved the Labyrinth.
Bored is a stomach.
That's numberwang!
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22/03/09
Put DT In the cabinet of SHAME! (She lost to an MP2)
Renegade MP2 found in the dojo. Returned by Jonn.
Had a strange dream involving Birmingham last night.
ROCK LOBSTAAAH!
Jefuhfah!
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26/03/09
Public Mudslinging with ailith today ^_^ Twas a giggle.
I got pample to 'Pamp my rit' last night.
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07/04/09
OMG When I have a good day...I have a REALLY good day!!!
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08/04/09
I gots a job!
I'm beginning a new pledge. One random song lyric per day
(Or at least when I remember)
"Paint my picture if you must,
Please remember to be kind.
'Cause darling, your broken heart was never on my mind."
But I'm not telling the song :p
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13/04/09
So....Things happened whilst I was away.
Anyway, today's song lyric is......
"Well, I hear its fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in."
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14/04/09
Chocolate mis-shapes......Chocolatey and misshapen.
(Mango cremes, tastiest thing EVER!)
Some websites people didn't think through before naming them:
penisland.com
whorepresents.com
expertsexchange.com
therapistfinder.com
powergenitalia.com
"On the underground with the freaks and clowns
Looking at the world through silver clouds but then it all came down
I gotta rise above the emotional flood
Gotta cut these ropes around my hands pull myself around"
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20/04/09
Had Multiwoots cos the messaging thingy is working again ^_^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o WATCH THIS!!!
catfishes love you,
cuttlefishes love you,
blo-STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!
in the ocean blue,
lungfish,
backfish,
alligator,
icefish,
armorhead,
hammerhead,
anaconda,
flathead,
manta ray,
stingray,
fangtooth
moray,
goblin shark,
grass carp,
round river bat
ray,
noodlefish,
hagfish,
man o' war,
ladyfish,
black eel,
baby
seal,
sprat,
koi,
electric eel,
lamprey,
pejerey,
yellow-edged moray,
salmon
shark,
sleeper shark,
featherback,
eagle ray!
Yes, they are todays lyrics.
NO i'm not explaining it.
watch the video dammit.
BEST QUOTE TODAY: ....And all the jesus' taste of breakfast ^_^
BEST
WEEK
EVER!!!
A friend of mine asked me to be his best man
AND I get to go see AC/DC tomorrow night :D
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22/04/09
Went to see AC/DC last night.
AWESOME!!!!
You missed such delights as:
Annoying emo haired cocky scouser getting carried off by a rugby playing baldy
Fan operating roadie
Fat cable collecting roadie
Shrugging roadie
Testing the things that other roadies had tested already roadie
A bell!
Cannons
A 100ft inflatable woman humping a fire breathing train
The Answer (A northern Irish band who were amazing)
And much more!!
I had a complete Angusyoungasm and afterwards I was completely Acca Dacca Knackered.
Then I took the Rock 'n' roll train home :p
"COS I'M T.N.T
I'M DYNAMITE!!!!"
(that's your lyric today :p not that anyone reads these things)
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24/04/09
Start of the geekend y'all.
Quiet and laggy tonight.
oh well.
Song lyric anyway :p
"If your time to you
Is worth savin
Then you better start swimmin
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin."
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07/05/09
It's been a while since i've written in here.
Mainly cos i've been so damn busy.
Gonna try a new tactic for adept advertising: SENSATIONALISM!!
Song for the day:
"You've done it all, you've broken every rule"
Can't be bothered putting any more for now so like it or lump it.
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11/05/09
Epic win is the order of the day.
I turned one
PLUS I beat entertainment exchange at their own game.
Got a new mobile phone ^_^
Discovered yesterday that it came with a 2GB SD card.
It wasn't supposed to....
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN!!!!
oh....
and.....
WIN!
Mur = The pope (Assuming he has a big hat)
Reports in, we can confirm that Mur is NOT the pope. Akasha says he does NOT have a big hat.
