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started on the 48th Day in the 5th Year (18th feb 2010 Local dimension time)
Day 1 - once again I find myself in another dimension. This one is neither the one I started in or the one I just left. This brings a sinking feeling to my heart. This dimension hopping is not as cut and dry as they said in the advertising. I'll never make it home at this rate.
Day 2 - This place can only be described as "interesting". No other word pops into my head to describe it. Strange.. More things seem to pop onto this scroll than into my head. Hopefully if I can reach the end of it I can find a way to escape this place.
Day 3 - Saw a beautiful woman. Not so keen to leave now. This place can't be THAT bad.
Day 4 - I appear to be wandering in circles. I didn't realize it at first. But when the scenery seems to imitate the old cartoons from my previous dimension then you know somethings up. Might change my routine for a while and see if that changes anything.
Day 5 - This place seems to rely on maths. But not in the way others did. It seems to exist as a mystery. Its a cog that spins and makes the world go round. A land that relies on maths rather than love for it to go round must be a cruel and barren place to exist. P.s. I haven't seen that beautiful woman again. Sigh.
Day 6 - To pass the time I played with a strange device with "Reality vents" in it. Sounds like HOGSWASH to me personally. Although stranger things have happened.
Day 7 - I have started to see a few familiar faces. Its good to know I'm not completely alone now.
Day 8 - I wish people would just LEAVE ME BE.
Day 9 - People are getting aggitated. Talking about collecting "heads". Sounds like a barbaric tradition to me. Shall watch closely, and hopefully not get to close.
Day 10 - I have claimed the heads of many! And I shall go on claiming them until I am the victor! My foes before me are like wheat, waiting to be reaped, and I shall do my duty. Oh shit, gotta run -
Day 11 - Here follows a brief explanation of how I got here. In my home dimension things were getting boring. So boring in fact that People had started to research ways of escaping it. Entertainment couldn't get any more sophisticated, Space was infinite but mostly full of nothing, and work was trivial and meaningless. We had experienced everything there was to experience. Some groups had even tried out poverty to see if it was harder than luxury.
But one day we finally cracked it. It wasn't complexe machinery and technology that could bridge the gap between dimensions, but matter itself! We created a recipe that when poured onto a solid metal surface created a temporary hole to another dimension. (Incidentally pouring it on yourself is the most horrific way to commit suicide, imagine bits of yourself getting individually packaged and sent to various dimensions) Depending on the amount of sultanas you placed in the concoction changed the location of where the portal ran. I went with the safest option of jumping one dimension to the left. It seemed on a similiar course to my home dimension so I tried again after a few months. I accidentally dropped the mixture and fell through the hole it created. It was the most disorienting experience of my life. And here I am. Unfortunatly I can't remember how many sultanas I put in the last concoction. So I guess I'll be here for a while before I ever make it home... If I ever felt like going home.
Day 12 - I would like to congratulate Pazur on his epic effort in the heads contest. But I swear on my mothers eyes I shall give him a bit of a tussle next time.
Day 13 - Today I smote the head off the second guard at Willows shop. Undoubtedly some more have come to guard the doors. But the won't bother me any longer. To be honest its not a great sales technique. Willow must be a real knob. Either that or he knows people are curious enough to kill, and likes pointing it out.
Day 14 - Today Pamplemousse gave me an onyx shard. She's the bestest. Although a mover and shaker when it comes to the dark arts... Well, I'll have to think long and hard about what I shall do with this Shard. Perhaps an insignia of the land I left perhaps? Perhaps a key of some kind.. A medallion perhaps.. A twelve sided die..
Day 15 - Woa... I seemed to have exprienced what can only be described as a "Renewance". And somehow more enlightened. Which confuses me. And enlightened confusion is never a good thing.
Day 16 - I seemed to be barred from roaming the realm until I have completed some specific tasks. THIS BLOWS.
Day 17 - Much like yesterday. Hope this is over soon. I feel stronger though.
Day 18 - I can see a light at the end of this mess.
Day 19 - Huzzah! I'm back! Its great to be wandering again. And there appears to be a tournament on. Slightly less barbaric looking than the heads contest.
Day 20 - I queried Pamplemousse about the shard. She said she bought it off someone, and that its from Necrovian. Not so surprising that its from those dark lands really. She has horns after all. She also said that if I wanted to craft it into something I would have to talk to Udgard. Never seen him around before but rumour has it he hangs out in Loreroot.
Day 21 - I made myself a map and managed to make it through the hedge maze. I may have gotten through quicker if I had brought my Garden clippers with me. I'm now in Golemus exploring. Its getting kinda boring though. I hope someone comes and gets me out of here soon.
Day 22 - I woke up at the gazebo of equlibrium and promptly threw up. Its all rather surprising. Its not as though I have eaten since I have been here. P.s. Wonder who got me back.
Day 23 - Spent the day entertaining Jolze my adept, so other acolytes could set up a surprise 21st for him. Woo for him! I appear to have lost my voice. Strange, I was soothing it with beer for half the night...
Day 24 - Introduced Boomtastik to this wonderful awesome world. Hopes he finds it as great as I do. Note: Must ask him how many sultanas he used to get here.
Day 25 - Decided to hate everyone today. I don't know what it is, but everyone's pissing me off.
Day 26 - Dmik King approached me about joining Golemus. My run in with Golemus last time wasn't the best. But I'll research what they are about anyway and see if they believe in more than just an island that people get stuck on...While going through the Archives I discovered Udgard is part of the Crafters guild. Kragel and Algojo are his contemporaries. Perhaps If I can find them they'll be able to bring me to Udgard.
Day 27 - While following human tracks (easy to spot, look for the fast food wrappers and paved paths lying around) I wandered into the tribunal lands. I found an alley I missed on my last cursory visit.. So here I am now. Approaching a greaaaat temple. Hopefully I won't die.
Day 28 - Didn't die.. Would have been more interesting than what was in the temple though If I had.
Day 29 - Have been fighting like crazy. Well, when I say fighting I mean, smashing someone, running away like a coward, coming back in five minutes and smashing the same person, because I know I can beat them.
Day 30 - So apparently Granos is a leader of a cult called "The brotherhood of six" Whoever they are. Does it matter to me? Probably not. Asterdai Seems pretty cool. Hopefully he can help me bust through the loreroot guards.
Day 31 - Wow. Asterdai should do something about that feather of his. Its dangerous I tell ya! He kinda fell out of his body. Its hard to explain. What is easy to explain though is that he gave me a silver coin for being so good at teh speaking good.
Day 32 - Offered Redd a capital letter "A" in exchange for a pimped Grasan.
Day 33 - Got myself # Pimped Gr#s#n. #lthough now I'm short one letter.
Day 34 - I have noticed a tendency between the older members of this
community to say that this world isn't like it used to be. They nod
sagely to one another and tell each other its going to hell in a
handbasket. I have seen this behavior before... IN OLD PEOPLE.
Day 35 - Talked to Baolari. He seems AWESOME to me. Also very supportive. Hope I see hi- Hey I haven't seen that pretty girl since those first couple days since then.. I wonder what happened to her.. sigh..
Day 36 - Ooh, the heads contest. The barbaric sport in which I was so
afraid of before is back. Wow.. I heard that this only happens once a
month... I have been here a while now. I still don't want to go home..
Perhaps it wasn't a mistake I came here.
Day 37 - Today while hanging out at the Dojo I ran into this guy called Tigerguardian. He showed an interest in my onyx shard.. Anyway he pitted me and Felipe most into a battle. I have no idea why. I don't even know how to use a sword! Neither did Felipe. So as a way of training him Tigerguardian threw a dagger through Felipes foot. I'm glad Tiger didn't attempt to train me. I enjoy having waterproof feet.
P.s. Sephirah Caelum is nice to sit with in trees.
Day 38 - Didn't win the heads contest this time around, but that's fine. I'm both retarded at fighting and lazy, which makes for a devastatingly bad ability at any sort of sports.
Day 39 - Found Lifeline and handed him my note, applying for Citizenship into Marind Bell. I guess I'm settling in now aren't I?
Day 40 - Met Felipe Most again. We chatted about his training. he did some exercise that revealed to him, two men, guarding something. HOLYPALADIN Deba overheard our conversation and Felipes quest for his memories. Deba created a ring on the ground, and as Felipe sat in it, well. All his memory came back. Kind of an arcane way to go about curing memory loss, but who am I to judge, especially since it seemed to work. One of the two men that Felipe was talking about appeared in his memories, the man seemed concious of Felipe. Sounds like he's intruding on the memories somehow. Such an interesting mystery. Made my day a whole lot more interesting I can tell you.
Day 41 - Its Easter today. Not many people are around. I guess they're all indoors partying with their families. Strange, in the last world I was in they ate a lot of chocolate and complained about how commercialised the occasion is. In my home world we just celebrated Christs birth like normal people, none of this pagan fertility rabbit business.
Day 42 - Adiomino Came in a bunny suit today and gave me a silver coin. I wont question his methods..
Day 43 - Lifeline asked me to talk more indepth about Angiens and Marind Bell. I haven't had a whole lot of experience with Angiens. Normally been on the recieving end of anything they do.
Day 44 - Although my answers were somewhat flawed he has agreed to make me a citizen. When I reached Winds Sanctuary Lifeline wasn't there. So thus the tention is prolonged. Yay. Sigh..... Ok, It didn't take that long. He came and made me a citizen.. Less trumpets and screaming fans than I was hoping for. Oh well, Fyrd put up a good effort by himself. I'll give him that.
Day 45 - I don't feel as epic as I thought I would being a citizen. They should embue people with super powers so this can be thrice as exciting.
Day 46 - Heads contest! So I snuck into Necrovian with my torch.. And got lost.
Day 47 - Found my way out of that literal hell hole. Glad I don't live there. Its got such morbid names. As if the person who named the place was trying to be as depressing as possible. "Where do you live?" "At the end of 'lonely crying still born' avenue."
Day 48 - Oh man. I hate being sick. My eyelids feel all heavy and my throat is raspy. And I have a date tonight! This isn't good timing at all!
Day 49 - Werewolfer offered me a potion, which I declined, since apparently his health potions tend to be detramental to peoples health. Anyways, the date went alright I guess. If you could call it that. Well what evs. Its great being the third wheel all the time, when two two wheels get together they feel obliged to bring their spares with them, so the spares can hook up. And the two couples can stop feeling guilty about being happy and together.
Day 50 - Oooh, new land mark. Awesome. I think I shall celebrate by getting some guest contributors to add to the journal over the next coming days, because I'm lazy and can't be bothered writing every day. Hey, I deserve the break right? Only a weirdo writes in their journal everyday.
Day 51 - (Felipe Most) Day 100 Year 5: I came back... Feeling the energy flowing through
my body and the balance within myself raising... Being able to see the
flow of energy and balance being continuously broke and remade... I
began my training with Master Mya today. My first lesson is to create
and control a sphere of wind in my hands.
Day 52 - (StarSailor) My day 34: I asked Lifeline how could I join the Seekers of Enlightment,
and she gave me a task: "Read and understand the whole Adventure
Log..also read SoE and Necro sections in the forum."...and I started to
do so right away... It tooked me 8 hours but I gained a huge ammount of
knowledge wich it will be very useful. I told Lifeline I accomplished the task and he gave me the last
one : "Write a document in which you show that you can use that
knowledge... you can pick any subject from Angiens to House of Liquid
Dust"...this is going to be hard..but I already started...
Day 53 - (Redd) ~ Day: 104 Year: 5 ~ Got up early today to check if there are new events regarding the
realm's festivities. Guess not. Seeing there is nothing to do today, I decided to sleep it out at the
Gazebo of Equilibrium -- with alot of Tree rituals set. I still need to
regain my balance, drank too much blood yesterday and totally forgot
about it..hahaha.. When I woke up later in the afternoon, I saw the shadow of someone I've
been wanting to meet for a while now. Tried to look for that person, but
failed miserably... Then I saw Izuel at the Sparring Grounds and he asked me to contribute
to his journal. I think this the first actual thing I did today... So
now I think I deserve a shot of Tequilla. At the time of writing this the sun is still up, so there might be more
happenings in the realm, but I'll stop writing 'cause it bored me again..
LOL

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