THE THINGS I HATE MOST ARE
-My half brother Cugarion, who calls himself Geth Renmawe.
-Elton John
-people who insult my discipline, or biscuits, which I also have power over
-People who believe themselves to be superior with no evidence but thier vacant grin
CRIMES AGAINST NATURE
everyone has a right to be ugly, but those who abuse the privelige aggrivate me.
ugliness of the soul
black coffee, and people who think drinking it makes them an intellectual, there always called rupert, or Geoffrey ior something.
the colour blue
putting more than one sugar in a beverage
CRIMES AGAINST MD
if anyone hurts the tree I will be very upset
if anyone hurts anybody else for no good reason I will be very upset
if anyone tries to stop me drinking coffee, or firsanthalas's permanent life of drunkenness I will be very upset
MY DISCIPLINE, WARM BEVERAGES
This is for those who wish to follow my discipline, if you do, please pm me befoprehand so I can keep an eye on you, and if you want to be my adept, please feel free.
if you ever see anyone defile coffee, do me a favour and kick them in the face please.
if you ever have any questions, please pm me or keep it to yourself.
if anyone ever gives you instant, show know mercy
if anyone pees in a cup and calls it lucozade, please oh please pee in thier drink the next time you get a chance.
Dont do anything unless it seems like a good idea at the time.
Don't steal my flask, I will be pi$$ed, and you shall die, you have no idea of the power that flask holds.
If you ever see Geth Renmawe (Cugarion) Break his face in as polite a way as possible.
these are the ways which you can be my disciples, and the spiritual rewards are many, my child.