I am the Wind in your hair |
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<< Back | By MegTrudov |
Meg Trudov, called Meg by those who know her and those few friends she has, is one of those people it can be dangerous to get close to. Run out of towns and dubbed "The Barmaid Assassin," she has an affinity for poisons in food, drink, and blade. Standing barely 5' tall and slender as a waif, she seems unassuming and sweet, showing no weapon. Never let that fool you, though. A little deception, a little magic, and a cold heart can get a girl far, but there is something few know about her: She is loyal to the end to her friends, and perhaps, to one special person, she might even be obediant to a fault... Menu for the Wind and Rain pub is below. Personal services and products to be discussed privately. Possessions: Barmaid's outfit Sash with minor magic aura Bag with various poisons and alchemical substances Dagger Wind & Rain Pub SECURITY - HEAD OF SECURITY - Necromancer Mort GUARDIANS - Willem RedBeard & Gremlin Chefs: zalabar aka Salad Bar Spirits Available at the Pub JUICES ARE AVAILABLE FOR OUR NONDRINKERS! Bloody Billy Blue Ale Cachaca Purple Strawberry Liquor Fire Shine (Moonshine) ***Caution*** Will burn your soul. Drink carefully! Sake - for Mourn & Susan The Silent Beer Ale Guinness German Weiss Bier Samual Adams Winter Lager Samual Adams October Fest *Others upon request* Liquor Firebrand Whiskey 2000 year-old Whiskey - Courtesy of Old Wolf Bourbon Port Brandy Raspberry Cider Brandy Jamaican Rum Captain Morgan Maotai Hornbeam Bitter Vodka Wine Mead Champagne Blood Wine Mead Apple Cider Peach Hard Cider Rose Red Wine Mysti's Merlot Warm Beverages Taster's Choice - {Drinker Beware! This beverage will make the drinker have the urgent need to go pee when they reach the bottom of their cup!} Other top of the line coffees Several types and brands of teas Juices Apple Juice Orange Juice Lemonade Carrot Juice - For Metal Bunny if he ever visits my pub Pomegranite Juice Tomato Juice THE KITCHEN: Chef: zalabar, aka saladbar. XD NEW ITEM!!! COFFEECREME! A delightfully coffee flavored icecream invented by Zalabar aka Saladbar. THE BOOTH THE BOOTH is a special booth for the owners and friends to sit and chat/gossip. This sitting area is always in caps because Windy loves a good joke and everytime we use it that way, an imaginary sound like the "who done it" sound, (Dun Dun dun dun!) is heard. (Everyone should look around and say, "What is that sound?") This is also where most of THE SISTERHOOD sit. THE BOOTH is carved from cherry wood and was carved by Farty the Dwarf who use to be Windy's bartender and protector. It seats 10 people. WOE TO THE PERSON SITTING IN THE MIDDLE! It is shaped in a huge arc. TASTER'S CHOICE "Taster's Choice" coffee is Windy's own special brew. It is made from the finest coffee beans that only the White Elves grow. The only trouble is that she fiddled around with it so it gives the "taster" the urgent {desperate} need to pee when their cup is empty. Windy's idea of a great joke. Woe to those who think they can drink it unaffected. She will give those who think they can hold their water a very large cup!MUR'S BOOTH - Birthday gift to Mur. Hand carved out of oak. MUR carved into the back board with decorative tree limbs and leaves encircling his name. A special candle is the booth's only adornment. Left-Handed Weed Windy loves a good drink but can't get drunk unless she adds left-handed weed to her drink. **THIS WEED WILL MAKE ANY DRINKER OF SAID CONCOCTION, DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK AFTER ONE TANKARD.** She likes to sneak it into unsuspecting new customers drinks as a prank, unless, of course, they were smart enough to read this document first. **ALSO CALLED "THE SPECIAL"** Chaser Weed The pub stocks chaser weed, which is sprinkled into one's drink to prevent hangovers. SNICKER SNICKER Whenever anyone says this phrase, someone must say another chocolate bar name. It is loads of fun when everyone in the room plays this game! This game continues until the names run out. RULES: 1. Wait your turn. 2. Do not use Snicker. 3. No repeats. 4. Do not make up names!!! |