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Generation 24

MRF

Resource Merchant
2 titles held

“Buys and sells resources for a profit. Masters economic and trade skills. Needs many unique resource types traded over long time. Can attend further studies at the Archives.”

  • 3Mind Power 3of 7 levels
  • Marind Bellno alliance
  • Honour 3,227of 5,000

1,679 days in the realm since 15 December 2008 · started in The Original Story Mode

Record

  • Fights13,159 won · 13,159 lost
  • Active26% of days · 1,679 of 6,519
  • Adept ofGiggles The Clown
  • Player ID118540
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Medals 1

Medals are earned through hard work and given one player at a time, sometimes with a ceremony. Together with titles, they are what the realm holds as true about MRF.

Achievements 19

Achievements are deeds the realm measures by itself: days in the realm, fights won, creatures raised, things forged and found. These are the ones MRF has reached.

Character

Combat stats tap a row for its sources

  • 6,980.51 initial + 10 territory = 6,990.51

    The plain force your creatures strike with when you send them into a ritual.

    Treasure from won fights, where it is the cheapest of the nine to raise. Worn weapons lend it, and some shop and reward items grant it.

    Damage is your attack less the target's defence, and most abilities start their sum from it. Your total is shared out across the creatures in your ritual, so the same attack goes further in a ritual of two than in a ritual of six.

  • 8,120.83 initial = 8,120.83

    How much of a blow your creatures shrug off before it touches their vitality.

    Treasure from won fights, at three and a half times the cost of attack. Worn armour lends it, and some shop and reward items grant it.

    It is subtracted from nearly every incoming blow, so a defence above the enemy's attack leaves them doing the minimum of one damage. Like the rest, your total is shared out across the creatures in your ritual.

  • 1,262.84 initial + 15 territory = 1,277.84

    The strength behind everything your creatures do that is not a plain blow.

    Treasure from won fights, the second cheapest of the nine to raise. Worn gear lends it, and some shop and reward items grant it.

    Healing, protecting, stealing life and poisoning all measure themselves against power and ignore attack entirely. Stealing life is capped at 20 percent of a creature, and an aimed hit at 25.

  • 96.56 initial + 30 territory = 126.56

    How early your creatures move when a round opens.

    Treasure from won fights, at five times the cost of attack. Worn gear lends it, and some shop and reward items grant it.

    The whole field acts in order of initiative, highest first, so it decides whether you land a killing blow before the other side answers or after.

  • 143.10 initial = 143.10

    How readily the realm's heat answers to you, in a fight and on the road.

    Treasure from won fights, and one of the dearer of the nine. Worn gear lends it, and some shop and reward items grant it.

    It is added to the heat you get for a fight you start, and a quarter of it is added to the heat of every step on your own land, or on any land while you belong to none.

  • 97.08 initial + 45 territory = 142.08

    The realm's willingness to tilt a moment your way, or against you.

    Treasure from won fights, but only on about one win in eight, so it grows in jumps rather than steadily. Clickables in the lands hand it out, and worn gear lends it.

    On roughly one scene in three, luck finds you Winertia; luck below zero loses it instead. In a fight, luck on either side can double an effect or cancel it outright.

  • 199.45 initial = 199.45

    How readily your vitality comes back to you.

    Treasure from won fights, and by far the dearest of the nine to raise. Worn gear lends it, and some shop and reward items grant it.

    It swells the vitality your house pays you on every refresh, by up to half again, with half of that reached at 2,000. After a fight, every creature you sent is brought back up to at least its regeneration as a percentage of its maximum vitality. Your regeneration is shared out among them like the other stats.

  • 134.55 initial = 134.55

    Your nose for a price, and how hard you are to overcharge.

    Treasure from won fights, at one of the higher costs of the nine. Worn gear lends it.

    It takes up to 25 percent off a dwelling, a weapon and your house rent. The discount climbs fast at first and then flattens, reaching half its maximum at 750 and never quite the whole 25. It is the one of the nine the fight engine never reads.

  • 196.67 initial = 196.67

    How well you hold together while crossing land that is not yours.

    Treasure from won fights, at one of the higher costs of the nine. Worn helms and shields lend it.

    Stepping into another house's territory costs you vitality, and your energetic immunity cancels that percentage of the loss. At 100 the crossing costs nothing at all.

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Skills that only grow

  • 822.05 initial = 822.05

    The weight of your own will, built by going where the realm pushes back.

    Every scene you enter that costs action points. Going in above the viscosity minimum pays more than going in below it. The secured day streak pays as well.

    Your share of a forge wish. There are five bands, from a tenth to a half.

  • 105 initial = 105.00

    Your grasp of the map, and of the shortest way across it.

    Touching any of the 25 pillars. Each pillar pays a given traveller once, and never again.

    The action points every move costs you. It comes off the cost, down to a floor of one.

  • 80 initial = 80.00

    How far your character can still be reshaped. It starts at 80 for everyone and is only ever spent.

    Nothing raises it yet. Every card you take by converting permanent stats lowers it by one.

    The price of your next card. At 80 a card costs 10 points; each point of plasticity you lose makes the next card dearer (59, then 69, then 81 ...), and each point above 80 makes it cheaper, down to a floor of one.

Leanings

MiningHerbalismWoodcuttingWaterhandlingFinesseExcavationGardeningFilteringExperimentalismTamingDowsingFusioningLoggingMining 78.9Herbalism 80.5Woodcutting 70.6Waterhandling 73.1Finesse 74.7Excavation 85.1Gardening 74.4Filtering 72.3Experimentalism 72.5Taming 72.0Dowsing 72.8100
  • Excavation85.1
  • Herbalism80.5
  • Mining78.9
  • Finesse74.7
  • Gardening74.4
  • Waterhandling73.1
  • Dowsing72.8
  • Experimentalism72.5
  • Filtering72.3
  • Taming72.0
  • Woodcutting70.6

The Leanings are thirteen crafts that pull against each other: what a player practises grows, and what they neglect falls away.

Principles

Darkness Principle 4,000 · Element Principle 4,000 · Principle of Light 4,000

Realm

Marind Bell

No alliance

Armoury

No set pieces worn.

Writings

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Home

We are the MR, occasionally a MS…but still we all stand under one name…and we watch everything…and nothing at the same time. We turn our blind eye towards you even if we see things. We know things, unknown to many…dont forget…we are everywhere…and no where. Everyone may join us, but are you the right one for the job?

Are we a mystery to you? Do you have questions towards us? Do you want answers to those questions in your mind? Well, try to look deeper into your mind, and remember who we are, and you might just find the answer to whom or what we are. Why we are here and why not there. Why do we do what we do instead of not doing it? These are the questions you should think of…and once you know them…maybe…just maybe…you may call yourself one of us…the MRs.
 

We worked hand in hand with Master Wodin and the Golemus Alliance but those days are long gone.


Home

We are the MR, occasionally a MS…but still we all stand under one name…and we watch everything…and nothing at the same time. We turn our blind eye towards you even if we see things. We know things, unknown to many…dont forget…we are everywhere…and no where. Everyone may join us, but are you the right one for the job?

Are we a mystery to you? Do you have questions towards us? Do you want answers to those questions in your mind? Well, try to look deeper into your mind, and remember who we are, and you might just find the answer to whom or what we are. Why we are here and why not there. Why do we do what we do instead of not doing it? These are the questions you should think of…and once you know them…maybe…just maybe…you may call yourself one of us…the MRs.
 

We worked hand in hand with Master Wodin and the Golemus Alliance but those days are long gone.


History

IN THE BEGINING THERE WAS MRG:
 "WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MR NOT A mr?"
THIS IS MY FORCE MY ESSENCE, MY SOUL IS HELD WITHIN MY DEMEANOUR!
I WAS THE FIRST!
I MAY NOT BE THE MOST POWERFUL OR LEADING THE COLLECTIVE, BUT MY ESSENCE IS IN ALL MR'S. IT WAS MY FORCE THAT DREW FORTH OUR LEADER, MY ENERGY THAT GAVE US THE TITLE, MR!"

WE WERE GAINING SPEED MOVING THROUGH A MAZE AT BLINDING PACE. THEN SPACE, FREEDOM AND CALM. IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT IT DAWNED ON ME I WAS IN MY NEW HOMELAND, THE PLACE I WAS DESTINED TO BE AND PROTECT.
I WAS IN GOLEMUS.

And so MRG brought MRD into the realm to join him and lead us all toether they trained and began bringing us all together one by one, finding and gaining allies and enemies both equally.
From there the history becomes vague and uncertain until by chance MRTime came across LoStWaNdEr who managed to steal his heads and out chase him for a good day before MRTime called MRR out to help him and together managed to corner LoStWaNdEr and take his heads which turned into a friendly conversation and a mutual agreement of sorts. Fast forward a few months until LoStWaNdEr comes accross MRD randomly at various events in the realmand gets invited to train with the MRs. Then there are a few things LoStWaNdEr helped with alongside of the MRs and the day all the allainces were stolen and destroyed brought LoStWaNdEr the chance to join the family and then he was no longer lost but now MRWander. Who eventually convinced pipstickz to join as MRPIP followed by MRHolyone and MRWarrior and MRTiny and long time friend Kamate joined as MRI. Then came the time when through various troubles and the GGG was opened and needing someone with extreme patience and stubborness I was born MRF the mp3 enforcer to "encourage" the mp3's to behave nicely or get pushed to the point of it just being better to just go to MP4. Time passes and the GGG closes and most the MRs left with the death of the heads compition. I fell asleep and have reawakened in a time where my usefulness is no longer needed but I yearn to live again.e.
Roster

MRD---------------MP5............MASTER of MR's (and original leader of Guild)

MRWander----------MP5............MRD's 2nd

MRPip-------------mp5

MRI---------------mp5

MRG---------------MP5............Captain

MRZnible----------MP5

MRAlyon-----------MP5

MRV---------------mp5

MRWanderer--------mp4

MRP---------------MP4............Chief

MRX---------------MP4

MRQ---------------MP4

MSA---------------MP4

MRR---------------MP4 Found Thanks to Norix Raah. Norix is a great asset :)

MRTime------------MP4............Major

MRD's Wife--------MP3

MRJ---------------MP3

MRH---------------MP3

MRK---------------MP3

MR32--------------MP3

MSDK--------------MP3............Major

MRDN--------------MP3

Giggles-----------MP3............The real class clown :P

MRF---------------mp3

MRL---------------mp3

MROrog------------mp3

MRWichanAlwe------mp3
Memories

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MEMORIES
dst: but you'll have to share it with Mr Smelly Butt
Aeoshattr: (That's... a cat, right?) 

 Silken Minx: "What's a Mur?"

Minory: "I'll give you gummy bears...You can't eat those, right?"
Metal Bunny: "...I'll eat them...humanely."

[Spell:] Glaistig is unable to speak.
[Spell:] Lulu is unable to speak.
[Spell:] Yami no Sakura is unable to speak.
.Wodin Ullr.: Ahhh...blessed peace and quiet. :)

.Wodin Ullr.: Ohh look at the shiny swords
.Wodin Ull.: *picks up a longsword*
*Renavoid*: o.o
Yami no Sakura: O_o
Innundo: o.o

Yami no Sakura: You know...sometimes I wonder...Is saying that Wodin's strong kinda redundent?
Yami no Sakura: The two words are pretty much synonymous in my mind...><
Hikari Yume: "OMG, he is soooo Wodin!"
Hikari Yume: "I just got mauled by this really Wodin guy!"
Lulu: lol
*Glaistig*: Let's replace that with "ome" T_T

*Renavoid*: D: I need the Wodin drug...it's like my spinach. xD

phlegmtheorem: =) killing the clown isn't evil
phlegmtheorem: it's restoring balance to a skewed universe

Metal Bunny: I-BID isn't a side, it's a fun group, like the scouts or the junior woodchucks

Yami no Sakura: But I got my wish. We're the MDAAs. ^^
Yami no Sakura: MagicDuel Archive Archivists.
Yami no Sakura: or the MagicDuel Addicts Anonymous. xD
Talim Rave: XD
.SmartAlekRJ.: massive alcoholics anonymous
Talim Rave: OUCH!
Talim Rave: XD
.SmartAlekRJ.: oh oops
Yami no Sakura: You need a D, RJ. xD
.SmartAlekRJ.: Massively Drunk Alcoholics Anonymous

*Rex Umbrae Kill.: ohh ive found ur alliance room :P
Yami no Sakura: Nah.
Yami no Sakura: We're just creepy little perverts that likes to hang out in a dead girl's room. =P
.Renavoid.: xD

Metal Kitty: Nuuu! RJ's mule's stats have far surpassed mine! T.T
Metal Kitty: Then again...He IS fully clothed....
.Wodin Ullr.: Go put some clothes on, then. :P
Metal Kitty:...Wow, this conversation sounds wrong. xD

Metal Kitty: I think Mur should put on metal underwear that gives you like a million defense...
.Wodin Ullr.:...

Tsenn: mrd to the bathroom with you
.Renavoid.: Step on in MRD

Minory: Egg problem?
Yami no Sakura: Mmhm.
.Renavoid.: Yeah. RJ can't lay eggs anymore.
.Renavoid.: We think he's having seizures
.Renavoid.: xD

*phrog*: If you need Khala, just learn to whistle like a shade.
*phrog*: "Here boy, c'mere Khala... "

Ethereal queen: there's a lot to be said for life exp!!

[Easter on MagicDuel]
Yami no Sakura: RJ lays the eggs.
Yami no Sakura: Bunny steals them and colors them.
Yami no Sakura: And then he hides them.
Metal Kitty: lol
Metal Kitty: I though Jonn was the egg stealer? :P
Yami no Sakura: ZOMFG! I can't wait 'til Easter. rofllmao
Yami no Sakura: Oh, right.
Yami no Sakura: So...
Yami no Sakura: RJ lays the eggs, Jonn steals them, Bunny colors and hides them. xDD

Yami no Sakura: ...idk...I'm Ren's secretary, not his babysitter. xP

.Khalazdad.: With great power comes loads of time for loafing.

[when advertising for MD...]
Crystal Mantis: "come ,we have cookies!"
EliasMVernieri: we have Evil cookies..:Pjajjajaja
Crystal Mantis: New and Improved : Now with 20.5% more Evilness
Yami no Sakura: lol
EliasMVernieri: lol
EliasMVernieri: :D
Gargant: Is it real evilness or reconstituted evilness substitute from concentrate?
Crystal Mantis: i suspect the latter
Gargant: lols
Yami no Sakura: Lots of preservative too, I suspect. =P
Crystal Mantis: its chepaer than Pure Evilness tm
EliasMVernieri: Mmmm..

TheNinjunny: I swear, he's the most social Hermit i've ever met...

Ariel the cruel: Second. I'll cliam stupidity and say Mariand dive bombed over the ledge.
Ariel the cruel: She was trying to break a record and jumped off the ledge. But since she didn't a pool, she chose the tiny cube to land in!

Hentai grl: :)) wheirdo....
Yami no Sakura: Coming from the Garlic Master? ;)
Hentai grl: i know... i had nothing to do with that name tag...
Yami no Sakura: ...Where did it come from then? O_o
Hentai grl: i think from a large quantity of sangria......

Sparks: kyouko, you mean you haven't seen the travel-weary adventurer trying to hide behind the withering Bob?
Kyouko: .....
Sparks: hehe
Kyouko: I did not even imagine the tree got watered at all
Sparks: poor Bob gets plenty if that particular method can be considered "watering"

proffesor jarvo: Why dont we just stick with my theory, Breakfats got mad at Wodin because she found out he was cheating on her for Brunch
proffesor jarvo: Why can't you all see that?
stormrunner: it makes no sense
TheNinjunny: Why would Breakfast be Angy? Clearly it's Brunch thats mad, as he's been meesing around with Breakfast AND Lunch...

TheNinjunny: MP3's are our Future...mostly kus that Investment in Kids didn;t work out so well...

[Adventure Log, page 164]
One of the soldiers picks a box from the ground. "Oh ..a candy, yummmm".

Bob the Tree: Bring me water, fools!
Bob the Tree: And an LHO if you can find one...>>;

Minory: Oop, got off my high.

Sol: *Does TPR* CPR for trees

GlorDamar.: it's kind of like hell, but personal and funny

Lost WaNdeR: snakes eat bunnys so your a self cannibal?

Lost WaNdeR: bunnies poop alot go with Rj
Minory: I betcha dragons poop, too...
Innocence: And RJs don't poop??

Innocence: You know, it's not like bunnies have a stream of diarrhea trailing after them...

Metal Bunny.: ... please? :D (cute bunny eyes)

Lost WaNdeR: so tell us a story^^
Minory: Once upon a time...
Minory: FWACHOOM!
Minory: The end. :P
Lost WaNdeR: bless you. *wipes stuff off arm*

Bob the Tree: This is a Water-Me Bob! Call now and get yours today!
Bob the Tree: "I'm thirsty."
Bob the Tree: "Water me!"
Bob the Tree: "Noooo! Not alcohol and HCl!"
Bob the Tree: It makes the perfect gift for any waterless households! So order now before they're gone!

Minory: How fickle an elf maiden's emotions are. :P

Minory: When I say that something looks tasty, they're supposed to say "Go for it! I don't mind being massacred!" But that rarely happens...So I don't get to eat people...

Innocence: NO NO NO! I'm NOT from West Virginia or Teneessee! I want my family tree to BRANCH!

I am Bored: *bangs on the invisable wall that suddenlly seems to surround him*
I am Bored: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am Bored: please?
Innocence: If you're a mime, you're doing a horrible job
Innocence: Mimes don't talk

: [Spell] DracHorn Tear - Logan Marquis
: [Spell] DracHorn Tear - Logan Marquis
Logan Marquis: lol
Innocence: That is okay depressed Drachorn

Ariel the cruel: *Slowly steps away from Darkness.* -Wispers- They say if you don't move quickly, Narutard fans can't see you...

.SmartAlekRJ.: i got more people worshipping me then there were people evacuating new orleans

Lost WaNdeR: if i send you a 12 pack can i have your page?
.SmartAlekRJ.: i would have alot of beer lying around if i did that

Lost WaNdeR: "sorry rj had to stop playing md he cant stay sober enough anymore"
.SmartAlekRJ.: that will never happen

SmartAlekRJ.: i was gonna have a quest
.SmartAlekRJ.: called find me when i'm sober
Lost WaNdeR: that d be a funny quest though "get me a twelve pack"
.SmartAlekRJ.: but it's an impossible quest
Hasmed Null: everyone knows playing drunk makes you better

Bob the Tree: I am not a bathroom. D<
Innocence: No, you're a lavo-tree
Bob the Tree: ...
Logan Marquis: bob, do you prefer we call it "potty"? is that cleaner for you?
Logan Marquis: *sticks a roll of toilet paper on one bob's branches*

Magician Collin: how do you fight the trees?
Magician Collin: please i really need to know
Magician Collin: tell me plz?
PenitentMan: use an axe

.Muratus del Mur.: wtf
.Muratus del Mur.: you are immortal :))))
Yami no Sakura: Nice! =D
[okay...no specialness for Yami. I'm not really immortal...>> ]

Gargant: haha. I was just outside wind's and there was like 4 people who'd been dst'd
Gargant: lol
Yami no Sakura: lol...."dst'd" xD
Logan Marquis: lol...dst'd...there's a new word for it now!
Yami no Sakura: That's gonna replace "pwn'd" soon...xD
Gargant: I hope so I hate that word/
Logan Marquis: you got dst'd! OHHHHH! :-p
Logan Marquis: uber dst-age.
Gargant: rofl I dst'd u lol.
Gargant: hah! dst fail!
Gargant: epic dst-age roflol!

Logan Marquis: so, i was ale-ing with this yamichan and this garg came by and dst'd me. i tried to meiche but the khal just dst'd me until i meiche'd my way out of there. next thing i ren'd i was in a sanctuary and no longer being eden'd!
Gargant: logan I think you need to go outside and get yourself a glor.

Gargant: Am I the only one that always misreads the eternal toiler on the RPC list. I'm convinced Mur is at the eternal Toilet.

Gargant: S'alright I had ren and morgana married yesterday ^_^
Gargant: They went up to the balcony for some 'alone time' I'm convinced ren was proposing
mishadowst: *shudders at the thought of their children*
Gargant: Morganavoid....hmmmm....and all their baby little ren's running around

.Renavoid.: damn, they're huge. lol
Logan Marquis: hehe
Logan Marquis: that's what SHE said ren ;-)
Logan Marquis: *slaps hand* bad logan...BAD

.Khalazdad.: Hm. My favorite chamber-pot.
Silver Renard: O.o spits out water* yuk.... *throws up*

SageWoman: The Dark Side offers cookies yami! Stick with Strawberry Shortcake!
SageWoman: Its "LIGHTER".

Lost WaNdeR: sweet dreams sleep tight count MB's

.Gargant.: IT'S OKAY, FIRS'S HAMORRHOIDS ARE....OKAY!!!!

Gao: hammer pants
Tarquinus: what are 'pants'?
SageWoman: Trousers, Tarquinus.
Ledah: some wear em
.Gargant.: *note to self, must get some Hammer pants*
Ledah: I go what they call 'nude'
SageWoman: Leggings if you prefer.
Ledah: ahh, Brisk! :P

.Khalazdad.: Can't touch this.
Gargant.: STOP!!!
.Gargant.: HAMMER TIME!!
Ledah: Wooh Wooh!

.Khalazdad.: [pulls more figs from his pocket and begins to juggle]

SageWoman: "I don't know! I'v blinked since then!"

.Khalazdad.: Windy, please anestetize all these people.

Gao: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!
.Gargant.: Yes, but he is neutered by my MAGNET OF PAIN!

xcercses: lol im getting called holy god from my new adepts thats weird
.Raven.: lol
xcercses: well does somebody here wants to become my adpet lol
mishadowst: ooo X has a cult and brainwashing... wheres the koolaid?
Tarquinus: do they know you eat people?
xcercses: lol
xcercses: um....no..
xcercses: should i tell them that?
.Raven.: maybe..

Innocence: Trust me, some of the time... you don't want to be on her list
Innocence: *hangs head in shame*
Yami no Sakura: Hehehehe...*pat pats Inno* It's alright. ^^;
Innocence: Not really... you have cast me as a fecophiliac hillbilly

Yami no Sakura: NI = Nitrogen Iodide? >>
Innocence: *mumbles* Now I need two clues and an un-geek potion for Yamichan...

SageWoman: Let's build a Metal Bunny and get it into the castle. Then when their all asleep, we can jump out!

Azrael Dark: If Mur was Chuck Norris, then Shoeps would be the roundhouse kick
[Ren's comment: though, i have to say that shoeps isn't the roundhouse kick...he's much to slow for that. ]

MRnegative6: NO! i must stop this nonsence! or il get titles called, the poop master or smthing
.phrog.: Poopsmith

.Shoeps.: i think we need a poop police agent..:)))

MRD: Yami, i love how im in your quotes taking a poop

.Gargant.: It's Yami no stalker ^^!

.Gargant.: THE WALLS HAVE DST'S!

.Gargant.: just thought, it could be worse...the walls could have STD'S!

.Gargant.: We should measure things in days months and Khal's

Lady Ailith: sorry... name touerettes

*perrobotillo*: Necro Loves you!
.Bootes.: Necro told me were were just good friends...
.Bootes.: Thats where it stopped me with the "just friends" line...

*perrobotillo*: I'm telling you, the roller elephant is almost as good as a carrot with a rake

Tremir: bah. you can't escape the inquisition, Xin
.Gargant.: NO ONE EXPECTS THE JONNISH INQUISITION!!!

.Jonn.: where I put him, no one can enter or leave without my permission
Innocence: Yeah! He's in Jonn's back pocket!

XinHun: I guess Metal Kitty won't feel as soft as Inno xD

WindSpirit08: I really hate it when my customers take liberties with my pub.
Lady Ailith: No one's taken Liberty.. he's there *points*

.Shoeps.: @dst, indecent...you do have a dirty mind..:)))
dst: i will go wash it with soap
dst: promise :D
*Lightsage*: Shoeps you wouldn't have anything to do with poluting it would you?
.Shoeps.: no please dont wash it
.Shoeps.: i like it this way..:))
dst: oh no...he doesn't
dst: it was already dirty....
.Shoeps.: i only wish i had some to do with it..:))))
*Lightsage*: yeah it's dirty isn't it?
.Metal Bunny.: that's just disturbing
.Metal Bunny.: shoeps likes dirty stuff..
dst: then I sould hurry and wash my mind :))
*Lightsage*: brainwashing dst?

Azrael Dark: Must...fight quotes...with...Silence!
Azrael Dark: *inserts cookie into mouth*

.Metal Bunny.: secrets are all mine! Mine!! BWAHAHAHA
.Metal Bunny.: i'm like an unholy mix of scrooge and gollum
Yami no Sakura: A miserly Rabbit, aren't you?
dst: come on! share with me!
.Metal Bunny.: My precious, all miiiinneeeee!!!!!!
dst: I will not hurt you
dst: I promise
.Metal Bunny.: Nevah!! BWahahahaha
Azrael Dark: [you shall be visited by three ghosts MB, an elf, a dwarf and a hobbit...]

Yami no Sakura: Just what are you doing, Azrael? *pokes him*
Azrael Dark: nothing....
Azrael Dark: *pokes back...but oh noes! it's the touch of death! X_X*

Souji: What is glor?

.Shoeps.: the more dirty the more i like it..:))
dst: o_O
.Shoeps.: :))
.Metal Bunny.: oh that has got to go in some form of quote list
dst: no it doesn't
dst: we don't want players to know our game manager has a...thing for dirty stuff
.Metal Bunny.: yes we do
dst: they will get scared and leave
.Metal Bunny.: at least i do :P

*Lightsage*: dsting = pwning dstefy =being dsted
*Lightsage*: Don't think we have any left for nice...
dst: you must have!
dst: i know you have
*Lightsage*: only dstision...
*Lightsage*: but that would be to far fetched
dst: c'mon! think harder
*Lightsage*: dstinction?
dst: even worse...
dst: it sounds like extinction...

Tremir: cookies are the meaning of life. doughy, and with little bits of chocolate inside

Innocence: Bootes, though... well... he's cute and all, but...
.Bootes.: *hangs head in Shame* I know.....
Innocence: We just need to get you out of those old boots and into something sexy
Innocence: And then Bootes will be Bringing Sexy Back!
.Bootes.: ... I wasn't aware there was "sexy" footware for guys...
.Bootes.: Why does NO One tell me these things?
Innocence: See? You're in the know - No One is telling you all kinds of stuff... some of it true!
.Bootes.: *plans revenge on No One, in particular.... also begins designing some fancy Wingtips...*
Innocence: But... Bootes, wingtips aren't boots, they're shoes
Innocence: You want us to call you "Shoe-es"?

Azrael Dark: Therefore, I shall attempt to make him Bob, The Reaping Tree!!!!

Azrael Dark: *BOOM*
Innocence: Why did Azrael just explode?
Shadowseeker: I'm not sure, perhaps focused himself too much.

Yami no Sakura: Hm...Mur-hunts. A favorite pasttime on MD. Equipment sets will be coming to a Willow's Shop near you! xD
Sol: I have my own private home made set... ^^
Sol: ^^
Yami no Sakura: Ooo! =D
.Renavoid.: *has the Mur-hunt equipment* ... ^_^;
Sol: ^^
Sol: Takes out ice cubes and clenches them. Mur is too HOT to handle... ; )

Logan Marquis: ayt
Logan Marquis: ack...i'm starting to talk like ren now *slaps self* bah!

Azrael Dark: Ren, what were you doing IN the house of tainted times?
.Renavoid.: chillin'
mishadowst: lmfao
Logan Marquis: heh.
Logan Marquis: it's his second home when he's feeling fris-kay
.Renavoid.: ^_^;
mishadowst: its his bachloer pad xp
Logan Marquis: but the great archivist isn't a bachelor
Logan Marquis: you didn't notice the ring on his finger?
Logan Marquis: :-p
Logan Marquis: he married the ghost!
.Renavoid.: rofl
Logan Marquis: or at least...bedded with her a few times...
Yami no Sakura: *le gasp!* Scandalous! =O
Azrael Dark: er, I must voice my opposition in living-dead marriages
Logan Marquis: death has requested an audience with renavoid...*rummages through his files* oh...sorry Az...you have to fill out a full C610

Azrael Dark: Return of the King! Bring back King Manu!!!

Innocence: i did not pass Go, I did not collect $200
mishadowst: 200vp you mean?
Logan Marquis: MagicDuelopoly?

Lost WaNdeR: Yaaaaami no snuggles!

Yami no Sakura: Those LHOs really ought to start walking ike the rest of us. =P
*Limbertok*: =D
*Limbertok*: why walk if you can just appear?
Yami no Sakura: Lazy. xP
*Limbertok*: not lazy
Awiiya: Exercise? xP
*Limbertok*: just dont want to waste time
xcercses: i am not excercise my name is xcercses
*Limbertok*: XD
Awiiya: That's why the LHOs are fat. :o
xcercses: LHO's are fat? well that would be bad for ledah when he gets stuck into jonns backpocket
*Limbertok*: time to retunr to the cabin
*Limbertok*: Spell failed
Awiiya: hahaha!
Awiiya: Thats mur telling you to walk.

Innocence: *jumps off of Yamichan's back and returns to Buns*
Yami no Sakura: ...Metal Innocence...? xD
Innocence: Is that a new brand of chastity belt??

Innocence: *continues to paw and cry at Buns for attention*
.Metal Bunny.: you do have my attention you know
Innocence: Then why aren't you petting me?!!
Innocence: *yowls and looks sad, with big BIG eyes*
.Metal Bunny.: ...
.Metal Bunny.: *pets innocence*
.Metal Bunny.: *awkwardly*
.Metal Bunny.: *flees the scene right after that*

.Renavoid.: *jumps in the fountain*
.Renavoid.: hehehe.
.Renavoid.: *looks around* ...this fountain is a little boring...
Lost WaNdeR: *dives in*
.Renavoid.: It needs a statue... *strikes a pose in the middle*
Lost WaNdeR: owwwie too shallow
Yami no Sakura: *slips on the wet floor and falls into the fountain* D=
.Renavoid.: HAHAHA

Lost WaNdeR: hey this is the fountain of MY path *giggles*

Innocence: I'm on it, I'm on it!
Innocence: .. Mr. Pushy-butt...
[talking to Logan Marquis]

.Renavoid.: to the Hare-brained Schemers Chat!!!!
.Renavoid.: From now on, I will say HBSC instead of YIM. :P

.Gargant.: I think Xin's taken up yami's job of stalking me tonight.
XinHun: I was at Wasp altar before you Garg
.Gargant.: Pre-emptive stalking
XinHun: =P

.Gargant.: #_# <--Had my eyes toasted by someone with a waffle iron

*SageWoman*: Hmmm bunny slipper are looking good about now...

Nex: dont make jonn cry, because the sight of a crying archinquisitor seems kinda.... you know.
Shady Jester: I think he'd probably vent his rage on the masses, as opposed to crying
*SageWoman*: Oh Jonn is a big boy now...right out of his trainers

*SageWoman*: "Look at the size of thoses Dst's!"

Yami no Sakura: I think it's actually supposed to be BOKI...XD
Granos: or rather endless :P
Shady Jester: Bong of.... what?
Granos: Bananas Of Killer Infulence?
Yami no Sakura: lol
Yami no Sakura: Bong of Knowledge and Inspiration.
Shady Jester: Dude... I just ate sooooo many bananas....
Shady Jester: oh ok
Yami no Sakura: lol
Granos: XD
Shady Jester: I'm banana'ed out of my mind

Yami no Sakura: !!! =O
Yami no Sakura: Bad Carrot! =O
Tiberius Reign: Ouch
Tiberius Reign: burn
Tiberius Reign: flame
*perrobotillo*: :))
Yami no Sakura: lolz...burning Carrot...xD
Tiberius Reign: Carrot has been roasted over an open fire
Tiberius Reign: called Ze Flame
Tiberius Reign: Thus the carrot is now
Tiberius Reign: Ze Flaming Carrot of Evilness

Ninja Alucard: METAL! :O
Yami no Sakura: Mr. Flooffy Cotton-Tail is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone. [beep!]
dst: Metal has a date with a train
dst: :D
dst: metal with iron :D
*Lightsage*: dst you make it sounds like he's attempting to jump into it instead of on...
dst: what a love story....

Yami no Sakura: zomfg! Santa! How could I forget Santa?!!
Yami no Sakura: ...Looks like I won't get presents this Christmas...=(
Cryxus: yami, santa doesnt give out coal for ignorance
Cryxus: If Santa did, I'd being going to Sotesf's for free coal
Cryxus: sotesf gets a years supply every christmas, once he runs out, he knows it's time again

The Messenger: beware!
Yami no Sakura: Messenger...stop saying that...You make me nervous! D=
pamplemousse: He just means beware things that are too cute...like kittens and puppies
The Messenger: beware beware!
pamplemousse: Beware kittens and puppies and rainbows
The Messenger: beware of the "chocolate mousse"
pamplemousse: *laughs* beware the messenger bag

Lady Ailith: *pats at forehead* have i got massattack written on me or something? LOL
*King Bull*: lol
*King Bull*: welcome to mp5
*Lightsage*: you have been asigned to willows shop; department: farming
*King Bull*: i think we should make Shoeps the department Haed
Lady Ailith: LOL
*Lightsage*: please wait for your honour gain to drop, we're sorry for any inconvenience coused

The Puzzle Maste.: WHY WON'T HE WAKE UP!!
Granos: Hello, Rickey, I do not believe we have met before, how are you
Granos: Quite, good *polishes his head trophy*
The Puzzle Maste.: *takes the trophy and hits .Metal Bunny. on the head with it*
The Puzzle Maste.: *keeps hitting .Metal Bunny. on the head with the trophy until it breaks*
The Puzzle Maste.: *hands the broken trophy back to Granos*
Granos: O_o you broke metal bunny?
*Tremir*: err... he's not even here, you know
Granos: .. errr..

Ilias: i want some mystic air about me
Ilias: ^_^
Wynken: Eat more beans

Yami no Sakura: Guys, make cute little kitty eyes! I'm trying to get Minory to come on.
.Renavoid.: cute little kitty eyes...
.Renavoid.: D:<
.Renavoid.: wait.. that's wrong..
.Renavoid.: >:D
.Renavoid.: no....
.Renavoid.: eh...
.Renavoid.: cute....cute.....
.Renavoid.: drawing a blank here
.Renavoid.: :P
Yami no Sakura: What, Ren doesn't do cute?
.Renavoid.: *tries to be cute*
.Renavoid.: >.> I don't think it's working.
.Renavoid.: I end up biting something...like a pillow...or a table...
Silver Renard: i'm here.... a silver coated fox isn't cute *puppy eyes*
.Renavoid.: XD
Yami no Sakura: You're really bad at this, Ren. Go get cute lessons from Silver. =P
[Minory on GMail Chat]
Minory: ...-flees from scary Ren-

.Renavoid.: Ilias told me I'm scary...I told him I'm huggable...now when someone is attacking him a lot he asks me to hug them to death XD

Keith Moon: Logan Marquis never existed. He is a metaphor for the tendency of some people to carry books and pay attention.

MRnegative6: oh, and everything is logical here:) *Hides raven from view*

.Raven.:MB you have baning spell? :)
.Metal Bunny.:no only jonn does
.Metal Bunny.:well shoeps and mur too, but they leave it to jonn
.Raven.:and me LOL
.Metal Bunny.:it's better that way
.Metal Bunny.:a real ip and nick ban?
Zleiphneir:I love Jonn ::has anime love heart eyes::
.Metal Bunny.:or just dreamstate?
Yami no Sakura:hehehe...the imfamous Back Pocket of Jonn. xD

*SageWoman*: I bow to no one but Mur but only every other Tuesday and Thursdays so he doesn't develop an Ego

Minory: She's reading the monitor over my shoulder right now. xD
Minory: Wave, people. xD
*SageWoman*: WHAT!
Cryxus: *waves*
Cryxus: wierdos
*SageWoman*: That is so UNFAIR and misuse of of...looking over shoulder power!
*SageWoman*: 20 demerits!

Yami no Sakura: Jonn's in charge of Hell? Oh...Hm...
Yami no Sakura: ...Can you make it suck less?
Yami no Sakura: Please? *puppy eyes*
.Jonn.: I'm what? o.O
.Jonn.: ah in charge of hell
.Jonn.: sure thing
.Jonn.: *ads a spa to hell*
.Jonn.: better now?
Innocence: Oh? A spa, huh? I understand humans really enjoy things like that
Innocence: Unless you made an evil spa...
.Jonn.: I tink they do yeah...
.Jonn.: what do you expect :)
.Jonn.: of course it''s evil 

Innocence: Anyway... would you like a form you can poke, Eggs?
*Je Suis Oeufs F.: Hmmmm. Possibly? -grin- Poking Inno is always fun.
*Je Suis Oeufs F.: BUT, the real question is, will I have fingers after I poke?
Innocence: *laughs* I suppose you'll just have to risk it
*Je Suis Oeufs F.: I'm in a fiesty mood today, let's risk it.
Innocence: *coalesces into a cactus and plops down on Eggs' table*
Innocence: Go ahead
Innocence: Poke all you want

pamplemousse: You need to shine that silver tongue of yours huh?
Phoenyckz: Shine it?
Phoenyckz: My silver is rust
Phoenyckz: I need to PIMP MY TONGUE
Phoenyckz: Get some spinners on it
Phoenyckz: CHROME IT
Phoenyckz: : D

Phoenyckz: Sakura~chan without her fix gets more edgy than Gollum in a Jewelry Shop
Yami no Sakura: >>
Yami no Sakura: Shiiiiny....>>

*SageWoman*: Its my Yule Tide Gift...I stroke their Egos
Legark: you are stroking their eggos ?
*SageWoman*: no they leggo their Egos long time ago
Yami no Sakura: I want Eggos...x3
.Muratus del Mur.: you are stroking...what? i dont understand
Yami no Sakura: Mmm...waffles...
.Muratus del Mur.: lol
Innocence: So she has a thing for toaster waffles... don't judge her!
*SageWoman*: LMAO
Granos: O_O theres syrup Everywhere!

*SageWoman*: Yami: what the Yami is now used for what the F*CK
Yami no Sakura: Oh...er...>>
Innocence: So... wait... can Yami be used like that in all case?
Innocence: "Oh, Yami me!!"
Innocence: "I totally Yamied them over!!"
Innocence: "You will *so* regret Yamiing with me!!"
*SageWoman*: OMG thas a good one!
Innocence: I think I like this
Legark: NO yamiing behind the X mas tree !!!
Yami no Sakura: OMM...x_x
*SageWoman*: No more Yaming around for me. Im going to bed.
Innocence: "What the Yami did I do to you??"
*SageWoman*: Inno if you win the Quote of the Year Award, you owe it all to me.
Innocence: I totally will
Innocence: I'll make sure I share the award with you
Yami no Sakura: For Mur's sake...You need to Y-ing stop...xP
Innocence: *laughs*

Lady Isolda: My love, do you think Grido is in danger?
werewolfer: stupid lag
.Jonn.: No no he's just in the Hands of Ren
.Jonn.: .....which could mean he's in danger
werewolfer: umm sorry to but in but whats a ren

Phoenyckz: I don`t know why you keep wanting to get from one place to another
Phoenyckz: People will always stay in four locations no matter what
Phoenyckz: Walking is healthy
Phoenyckz: Having 100 AP for too long will get you fat
Ailith: XD
Tarquinus: lol
Phoenyckz: Do you want your Grassans to find you a worthy mate?
Yami no Sakura: XDDD
Phoenyckz: I think not...
Amoran: lol
Yami no Sakura: I think we just found the first quote of 2009.  xD
Phoenyckz: And I mean... c`mon, those avatars come usually in one size

.Renavoid.: cool, Lib, I don't know if we have paints are brushes around...so you may want to start hunting for those ^_^;
MRWander: brushes sac a tree and a bird ;)

Falen Angel: *drops to one knee, right fist to Heart, wings out stretched* Happy Birthday Mur!
MRD: No caps please xD
pamplemousse: Khalazad is going to jump out in a bikini. Happy Birthday to Mur.
.Gargant.: Yes pample. Any minute i'm going to jump out of the cake and....oops
DarkPriestess: O.o
DarkPriestess: Daddy in a bikini????

.Metal Bunny.: yami, did you get the part where khalazdad jumps out the cake?
.Metal Bunny.: in a bikini?
.Metal Bunny.: with garg nekid?
Dark Trial: Wait... Khalazdad jumped out of a cake and I missed it?

dst: since when is Treehill a gentleman?
Treehill: M YOUNG AND FRESH!
Treehill: ...im gentle
dst: he's a friggin tree on a hill!!

dst: i don't kill bugs
dst: i find them, grow them, love them
Yami no Sakura: ...and then use them to take over the world, right dst? >>;
Shady Jester: and protect them from spiders?
dst: errr.....maybe :D

Shady Jester: if thou were to get any prettier, thou wouldst surely blind his eyes, lady
Shady Jester: thats my "tarquinis" impression

Shady Jester: why are clowns and jesters always so strong? we've got dst, laz, me...
Shady Jester: we need a Jester alliance.
dst: that's what I said some days ago !
Shady Jester: lets make it!
Yami no Sakura: ...if you get a Jester alliance...I'd ask for a giant mallet...
Shady Jester: hit me with a mallet and bad things happen.
Treehill: Carnival Alliance!
dst: I want some make-up....
Treehill: Clows,jesters,popcorn makers!
dst: and a red nose
Treehill: XD
Shady Jester: my original idea was to make the Jester alliance with the goal of getting into every AL entry
dst: wait...then I will be rudolph
dst: forget the red nose

dst: and we can always blackmail Eggsy
Shady Jester: how to blackmail an egg...
Shady Jester: with a skillet!
dst: blackmail like: i konw you are a duck's egg not a hen's one
Shady Jester: put us in the AL, or we're having scrambled eggs for breakfast!

dst: we should keep our mouth shut when Yami is around...
dst: mouths*
Yami no Sakura: I'm just trying to make up for lost quotes. ^^;
dst: she is like a paparazzi
Yami no Sakura: Aww...dst...don't be mean...=(
Shady Jester: meh, even if I tried, I'd forget and start talking again
dst: but with a pen instead of a photo camera :)
Yami no Sakura: xD

Shady Jester: hmm... that was phrased wrong...
Shady Jester: let me try again
Shady Jester: how goes the peace? kept, I presume?
: .Ailith. curtsies to all
Yami no Sakura: Hi. ^^
: Yami no Sakura giggles at Jester
.Ailith.: *laughs* I hope so, Jester ^^
.Tarquinus.: *frowns* Ailith doth not keep Peace.
Treehill: lol
Cryxus: something like that -_-'
Shady Jester: she doesn't? the tag lies!
.Ailith.: *giggles* oh Lucas! You made a funny ^^
dst: Peace is too independent to be kept :))

Phoenyckz: I was thinking some while back
Phoenyckz: That in the pace everything is going
Phoenyckz: MD is following up on history combat wise
Phoenyckz: And then I came to that century old hypothesys...
Phoenyckz: That one day
Phoenyckz: Some years from now
Phoenyckz: One of the most strongest Rituals will be 6 Level III Aramors!
Phoenyckz: ^_^
Phoenyckz: Man makes stick, club, bow, arrow, shield, sword, pike, armor, crossbow, pistol, gun, musket, shotgun, cannon, tank, missile, nuclear missile...
Phoenyckz: Boom!
Phoenyckz: Man makes stick

Renavoid: but you want to get rid of the egos.
Renavoid: don't be such a hypocrite
Phoenyckz: I want to get rid of egos bigger than mine!
Phoenyckz: ^_^
Renavoid: you'd only kill like 30 people..
Phoenyckz: Yeah.... still fun though...

Gremlin:  *becomes in gulfed in a blue flame* let go
: Gwynnia Lagrath draws sword and crouches into a fighting stance
Gremlin: *looks at Gwyn* thank you Gwyn
icepheonix: Whoa, Whoa, the blue flame is my thing.
Ectremere: lol copy right infingment

.Gargant.: I wonder if Mur would still have emails for them.
.Gargant.: Still can't get used to the red Mur.
Yami no Sakura: Hehehe...Use some other form of it. Like Murboy. xD
.Gargant.: Murgatroyd!

.Gargant.: Must.....Beat....Yami.......Petty......and......Childish.....Must.......prevail....
Yami no Sakura: Hehe...I only have one thing, and it's a silver coin from Fenix. xD
Yami no Sakura: GARGLES!
Minory: xD
Yami no Sakura: BAD GARBLE!
Yami no Sakura: er...Make that a G
: .Gargant. is called garbles and is sorry
Yami no Sakura: DUN STRETCH THE CHAT LIKE A N00B!!!! D=
.Gargant.: QUOTE THINESELF!!!
.Gargant.: I forgot it did that >.<

Yami no Sakura: He can record the chat globally anyway.
Yami no Sakura: He really is like god sometimes...>>
Minory: xD
.Gargant.: That's what we get for using Murcorp's Globochat >.<
.Gargant.: We should've installed The Shoeptronic Natterizer.
Yami no Sakura: Like with his invisiblity spell. You never know when he leaves in the middle of a chat, and you just end up conversing with the wall...=/

Minory: Saki, what happened to the 08 quote list?
Minory: See, I was actually on that one. I like reading my name. xP
Yami no Sakura: lol
Yami no Sakura: I found another narcissistic person!
.Gargant.: you did?
Minory: <<>>;
Minory: Who, me? Why, never...
Yami no Sakura: Say something funny, and I'll put you on this year's. xD
: .Gargant. says something funny
Yami no Sakura: xD
: Camilla giggles
: .Gargant. realises he should have just put Something funny for greater effect
.Gargant.: >.<
Minory: Something funny.
Minory: Yes~! I made it!
Yami no Sakura: Ah...close enough. *quotes* 

Yami no Sakura: Aw...the wee little MP3 left. =(
Minory: Huh?
Minory: lol....
Yami no Sakura: Wee little ickle MP3s are so cute. x3
Yami no Sakura: They're like pets!
Minory: lulz...
.Gargant.: They're soooooo innocent
Minory: Until they bite you.
Yami no Sakura: "Mommy, mommy, mommy!! Can I keep one?" *holds up a little MP3* 8D
.Gargant.: :)
Yami no Sakura: *is bitten* OW!!
Yami no Sakura: *drops the MP3* BAD MP3!! You're lucky I don't have MP1 powah! D<

: Minory takes the label and sticks it on herself
Minory: Hellz yeah.
Yami no Sakura: You ain't Yami! D=
: Yami no Sakura takes the label back.
: .Gargant. needs to write better labels
: .Gargant. writes a new label
: .Gargant. 's new label says NOT yami
: Minory takes label and puts it on top of Yami's label
: .Gargant. writes many many labels and sticks them to the desk over there creating a labeltable
.Gargant.: It's funny cos it rhymes.
Minory: Labeltable...
Minory: Should be a new word.
.Gargant.: yush
Yami no Sakura: And Gargles coins yet another yet word. xD
.Gargant.: Wait till you see the next Newspaper issue. I've soined a heapload :p
Minory: xD
Minory: Oooh...You can be the next Shakespeare.
Minory: Just write a couple dozen plays....
.Gargant.: YAY!
.Gargant.: *writes a tiny tiny play on a label.....* looky! Playbels!!!

.Gargant.: And what about the MDA? Is it pample and eggs? Is it Glor? Who knows?
: .Gargant. votes for Me to lead!!
Minory: MDA is anarchist country.
Yami no Sakura: We...don't really seem to matter that much. We're not involved in any major conflicts. xD
Yami no Sakura: ...I don't even think we have our own Land Weapon. xD
.Gargant.: We're just that damn good.
Yami no Sakura: Whoot!! ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.Gargant.: Yeah we do!!
.Gargant.: We've got Glor's eraser!!
Yami no Sakura: ...we should annex No Man's Land...ANARCHISTS UNIT!!!! >D
Minory: xDDDD
Minory: Glor's eraser is a WMD.
.Gargant.: Weapon of Mass deletion!
Minory: Yes! xD
.Gargant.: yami has her quote list. Also a WMD.
.Gargant.: Weapon of Mass Distraction
.Gargant.: Pample has the archivists. WMD.
Yami no Sakura: hahaha xDD
.Gargant.: Weapon of Mass Dysfunction
Minory: I think that's MD in general...
Minory: xDDD
.Gargant.: and I have my spyglass and stuff. WMD.
.Gargant.: Weapon of mass Deduction/
Yami no Sakura: "And so...unbeknownst to the world, the librarians of MD plot their hostile takeover of the Realm..." DUN DUN DUN!!!!
.Gargant.: mwhahahahahaaaaa
.Gargant.:  *enters librarian mode* I mean......shhh

.Gargant.: Do you think we could silence everyone on the grounds that everywhere is a library?
.Gargant.: Sorry, the Shoeptronic natterizer
Yami no Sakura: lol...we should try that. xD
Minory: Oh, lol...
Yami no Sakura: Auto-Silencing the moment you step into the Mansion. xD
.Gargant.: This dojo is now a library. Beware the librarian's wrath
.Gargant.: Noob: But I....
.Gargant.: Silenced noob.
.Gargant.: You were warned!!!
.Gargant.: Noobus Silencium in Libraria powerium ad Barricadum.
.Gargant.: Motto of the renegade Librarians.
Minory: Nice Latin there. xD

Yami no Sakura: Is it fair to the rest of the world that Gargles here make up 80% of my quotes? xD
.Gargant.: heheh.
.Gargant.: Yami's quote list, now with 80% Garble!
.Gargant.: Warning: contains 37% reconstituted garble substitute from concentrate
Yami no Sakura: I should just make you your own list, Garg. xD

Lightsage: may Mur be with you
Yami no Sakura: (Is Mur now another way of saying "The Force?") 
Lightsage:  (actually I messed that up it should be: May Mur bless you) 

Tavs: Wait wha? Theres only one bathroom in this whole acursed place?!
Hangman: As far as I know.
Tavs: In a land of complexity and near perfect asymetry, there is only ONE BATHROOM?
Yami no Sakura: *snickers* yup.
Yami no Sakura: One toilet. One bathtub.
Hangman: The fact that Marind wanted to hog it all to herself sort of makes it obvious why she was murdered.
Tavs: Yeah and when she died she decided to take her precious running water with her and now I have to go to the PUBLIC bathroom and get my water out of a copper tap!
: .Ailith. stifles a giggle
Yami no Sakura: Well...the alternative is Bob, so...
Hangman: Well, listen, I know a combination that'll get you very near her secret bathroom.
Tavs: Hey! I AM not getting my water from the Fountain of Dark Vibrations! That place smells like evil!
Hangman: But I'll only trade it for a different secret.
Tavs: Uh, uh, uh...I'll trade you the secret of NIMH!
Yami no Sakura: lol
Yami no Sakura: I'm sure the mice of MD are all very anxious to know of this secret, Tavs. ;)
Hangman: That must be so secret I don't even know what you're talking about!
Hangman: Is it worth having to share that bathroom?
Hangman: ... Or is it about talking rats?
Hangman: I am so sick of talking rats.
Hangman: Now, FIELD MICE, sure...
Tavs: YES!! There are only two bathrooms here! Marind took all the water and there's a fish in the public toilet! I'm not sharing my business with a fish
: .Ailith. laughs

Leucretia: I'm with child for Mur's sake!!!!!
Sparrhawk: you took the lords name in vain im telling the warden! 

*Sagewoman*: Lets make a Pirate Sandwich!
*Sagewoman*: Ammy get behind Cryxus
*Sagewoman*: I'lll get in front of him
*Sagewoman*: now HUG
.Amoran.: but..
.Amoran.: but..
.Amoran.: sage..
.Amoran.: I won't enjoy the filling! ;_;
Gremlin: ROFL
Cryxus: :(
*Sagewoman*: cryxus IS the filling silly
.Calyx of Isis.: So, what filling do you want?
.Amoran.: it involves whipped cream, strawberries, and possibly either white chocolate or dark chocolate
.Calyx of Isis.: OIC
Cryxus:  im not apreciated
*Sagewoman*: I like how you think
Trista Morris: :))
Cryxus: *takes his filling elsewhere* -_-'

icepheonix5: wow noone has beaten me yet
icepheonix5: lol
*Sagewoman*: nonone beat you? noone beats everyone but someone never can...

.Gargant.: although the cake IS a lie :p
Shady Jester: the cake is a lie is a lie!
dst: the cake is the naked truth!
dst: ok...Garg was the naked one but the cake is true!
Shady Jester: the truth descarnated?
dst: yes :))
.Gargant.: I had crumbs all over me. I was the Cake'ed truth.

Yami no Sakura: So...if you buy me a plane ticket to Romania, I'll grant you eternal immunity from my Quote List. How 'bout it, dst? =)
dst: it would be cheaper to apply a zipper to my mouth
dst: or even better: tie my hands so I will not type anymore :D
dst: i have a cousin who is in america and comming back this may
dst: maybe she can squize you in one of her bags...
Yami no Sakura: WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!! =D
Yami no Sakura: ...Now...to track down dst's cousin...
.Gargant.: as a 'yami on'
dst: she is in ohio...i think...
.Gargant.: It's like a carry on, but quotier
Yami no Sakura: PERFECT!!
Yami no Sakura: Just one state over!
dst: O_O
Lightsage: lol...
.Gargant.: dst. Warn your cousin!
Lightsage: Tell her to run!
dst: damn! I should have said alaska
Shady Jester: what would they be named? cst? est?
.Gargant.: or dst will get dst'd by Yami's Yammering.
dst: me and my big mouth!
dst: oh wait!
dst: I will tell her you're her wedding present from me :D
dst: brilliant!
.Gargant.: Do you not like your cousin much then dst?
.Gargant.: Congratulations, here's a yami.

dst: i kind of hate all those misteries about MDs history and stuff
dst: MArind was in love with Azul, right?
Yami no Sakura: Ew~!!! Where did you get THAT idea?! O_o

*Syrian*: its December. ish..just celebrate it. or don't. mrfmas don't care. its cool like that

Military ways and beliefs

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Creatures 89

  • bobbobShade, level 1
  • MRBurnMRBurnAngien, level 3
  • Insurgent ShadeInsurgent Shadelevel 2
  • Royal SharpshooterRoyal Sharpshooterlevel 2
  • Hollow WarriorHollow Warriorlevel 2 · 9 held
  • Imperial AramorImperial Aramorlevel 1
  • Elemental IElemental Ilevel 2 · 2 held
  • Dark SoulweaverDark Soulweaverlevel 2
  • Unholy Priest IIUnholy Priest IIlevel 2
  • Dark ArcherDark Archerlevel 3 · 23 held
  • Grasan IGrasan Ilevel 1 · 3 held
  • JokerJokerlevel 1

The most experienced kinds, of 89 creatures in all.

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From the Adventure Log

Page 135 · The Shade Ballance - Ren, Br

Renavoid silently walks among the darker corners of the archives and pulls a single book from an untouched shelf. Returning to the East Corridor, he opens the book in front of the person waiting in the shadows. “I believe this is has the information you seek.” A sly grin creeps onto the stranger’s face.

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