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But, to the monks of the Snail, He wasnt only a divinity. He was a symbol of Time itself and its slow but steady pace. They preached contemplation, meditation and patience. Something Uliarh lacked badly. His \"Auuuummmm\" mantras usually ended up with snorring and martial arts that were part of monastic training he turned into a street brawling. It wasnt long before he earned the prestigeous title of \"Oh my God! The Worst Monk Ever! Why the Hell Are We Keeping Him Here!?!?!\"
After missing the point of comments like \"Get out of our monastery, you bastard!\", they suggested he should turn to a missionary work and enlightening people in a Way of the Snail so that the holy words from their most sacred tomes might be heard on other continents too.
Ever since, he roams barbaric lands, preaching about The Great Cosmic Snail and converting infidels with a calming word or a fist (for a better perspective).