How it all began? Maybe by birth.
It was really hot and dry spring. Awfully hot and dry. Even in the
goblin caves was not nice, cold air, how inhabitants of those were used
to.And one day, to this terrible weather, Vizziny was borned. Maybe it
is the reason, why he really loves cold places, even more than others of
When shamman Thirdeye saw him for the first time, he was very pleased,
as Vizz had mark of Sratcher, the good goblin god, on his shoulder. For
all the times, it is a sign, that the child will be shamman. Thirdeye
was old and tired, so he felt happy, that his succesor is finaly here.
Maybe now is the right time to tell you, who Sratcher, or Scratchie, how
he is familiarly called by some, is.
There are two-three gods of greenskins in the world Vizz is originaly
from. GorkaMork, the two-one gods of carnage and massacre, usually
worshiped by orcs and trolls. Only good offering for them is blood,
bloody meat, carnage, suffering, death and other funny things. They are
not really nice bunch, for a god, that can not decide, if he is not
On the other side, there is Scratchie. The prankster. The fighter. The
joker. He is the good god, but in his own twisted way. He loves to watch
his followers to fight, to bleed, to train, so they are able to defeat
stronger and stronger opponents. But after a good fight, he will not let
his follower bleed to death, fascinated by it, but will heal him.
Maybe, if the fight was really good.
Scratchie wants you to fight, to show something interesting. GorkaMork
wants to see insides outside. Two-one is not funny at all... GorkaMork
thinks, that good joke is, when head splitted in two by an axe makes a
Well, back to Vizz. As a normal green goblin child, he had a lot of
siblings. And even tho he was (and still is) really small even for his
kind, he was strong willed fighter, who never backed down. His bones
were broken for his stone rock head many, many times, but hey! He
enjoyed the fights and so did his god. As he grew a bit bigger, Thirdeye
taught him basics of shammanism and cookie baking. You can say that
cookies are not what you would expect of shamman to teach his disciple,
but Scratchie loves sweets. And goblins too, as they are mostly his
Everyone knows, that if something is really nice, bad times are comming.
And they came, when Vizz turned twelve. It is not much, as goblins are
living for more than a century, if they are not killed.
Humans, elves and other smoothskins began war against greenskins. No one
knows why, the few burned villages, stolen animals and women,
knight-killing for fun, ... no, that can not be the reason....
Vizz was near one of the fierciest battles, when mages, priests,
shammans and warlocks used their magics. You can guess, what happened.
No spell casted, hit the oponent, but they morphed into some kind of
vortex that sucked nearly everyone around in. Only thanks to Scratcher,
Vizz was not killed by it. Instead, he found himself in No ones land,
near Paper cabin.
Scratchie is weak here, but still reachable. And so big adventure of
Vizzie began. Be kind to him and he will do anything for you. Cookie for
example. Make him sad or angry and his group of monsterities, how he
call cratures binded to his soul, will show you your insides. And it
hurt a lot.