The Beating

Lost in a unfamiliar world of magic, Elochai struggles to stay alive.

Alone and scared he wanders through the forest, trying to find a decent meal for once.

But the forest reaks of terrible creatures, with the same goal as him!

Elochai comes over a dead tree, as he tries to break off a branch to use for fishing.
The tree suddently slapps him across the face with one of the branches!
Confused and scared Elochai steps back as he take another look at the tree and notices, it has a face!
Elochai thinks; "What twisted force could've done this?!"
Elochai is curious, but before he can go for a third look..
The tree uproots and chase him into a marsh!
He manages to escape the chase with his life, tired and hungry he sits down on a tree trunk to rest.
He turns around to check the envirement, and spots a funny looking figure.
It looks like an egg with some sort of person with wings in it..
Elochai grunts and thinks to himself; "HAH! Is this how angels are born? In eggs?!"
He picks up a branch and steps forward to poke the egg.
As the branch touch the egg, you see you've made a crack in it.
He bends down and puts his finger in the crack.
But before he knew what hit him the creature inside the egg hatches out and beats him senseless!

The Enlightenment

Elochai lies on the ground taking a neverending pounding from the angel.
He's thinking; "Shit, I'm going to die! ='( ".
Then all of a sudden *MasterB comes riding on anther angel!
*MasterB jumps down from his angel and pounds the angel attacking me with his staff,
and yells; "Bad Angien, Bad Angien!"
Elochai goes unconsious...But wake up as he feel an allmighty blow to the head..!
Yea...It's the staff of *MasterB!
Elochai sits up, and bows before *MasterB..
*MasterB waves his staff around and cast a healing spell of some sort..
The spell was called "something, something, enlightenment!
That spell raised Elchai's IQ to the mortal limit.
"I'll be forever in your dept Master! Make me your puny adept!"
*MasterB recognises his mistake and pound Elochai in the head with his staff,
making him just as dumb as Elochai ever was!

The Master pets Elochai on the back, and Elochai purrs like a cat!

And from that day, Elochai has been bouncing around *MasterB..
Asking all kinds of stupid and rediculous questions as he does idiotic things that
any dude with an IQ over 25 would never have done!
But *MasterB is as always very forgiving and answers every question.
But Elochai knows what the Master is capable of,
and shivers with every movement of te Master's staff!

 Now you know the tale, tell it and become an adept of *MasterB!
Then he might enlighten YOU aswell! :P