40 REASONS WHY LADIES of the NIGHT ARE MY HEROES

1. We have the ability to share their most private and sensitive body parts with total strangers.

2. We have good senses of humor.

3. We challenge sexual mores.

4. We are playful.

5. We are tough.

6. We have careers based on giving pleasure.

7. We are creative.

8. We are adventurous and dare to live dangerously.

9. We teach people how to be better lovers.

10. We are multi-cultured and multi-gendered.

11. We give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems.

12. We have fun.

13. We wear exciting clothes.

14. We have patience and tolerance for people that other people could never manage to put up with.

15. We make lonely people less lonely.

16. We are independent.

17. We teach people how to have safer sex.

18. We are a tradition.

19. We are hot and hip.

20. We are free spirits.

21. We relieve millions of people of unwanted stress and tension.

22. We heal.

23. We endure in the face of fierce prejudice.

24. We make good money.

25. We always have a job.

26. We are sexy and erotic.

27. We have special talents other people just don't have. Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore.

28. We are interesting people with lots of exciting life stories.

29. We get laid a lot.

30. We help people explore their sexual desires.

31. We explore our own sexual desires.

32. We are not afraid of sex.

33. We hustle.

34. We sparkle.

35. We are entertaining.

36. We have the guts to wear very big wigs.

37. We are not ashamed to be naked.

38. We help the handicapped.

39. We make their own hours.

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