To those that I hate, and you know who you are....

I hope you choke on your morning coffee and set yourself on fire with your fag. That would be lovely. 

To all the others, here's something you can try to get people to hate you...

Ways To Annoy People

1. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
2. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
4. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
5. Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 

Ways To Order A Pizza
Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

Ask to see a menu.

Order a slice, not a whole pizza

Ask what the pizza place's phone number is. Hang up, and call again.

Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.

If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

Put them on hold.

When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"

If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

Lessons I've learned...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, some are abusing the privilege.

Some people should not be allowed to breed.

Children's Books You'll Never See

"You Were an Accident"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"Dad's New Wife Timothy"

"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

I don't like riddles when it comes down to facts and information, so what I have here would pretty much be straight forward tips that I have learned over my journey here in MD. Hope they would be of some help to you.

- Do the free credits
Its easy to do plus you get some temporary increase in ve, vp, and action points. Click on "Free Credits" located on the upper left corner of the screen, and simply click on 1 of the 24 links to vote for the game.
We can get up to 0.24 credits per day from voting. Over time they would prove to be useful when you want to increase your creature slots or get premium creatures from MD shop.
Do not forget about the temporary increase in ve and vp after you vote. The extra vp can help you get equipment that you normally would not have enough vp to get.

-Try not to waste too much xp and take your time
There is a personal xp cap at mp3 and mp4. Once you reach this cap, you would not be able to give your creatures anymore xp that it needs to advance, until you somehow lower it, or move up to the next Mind Power level.
You might also want to watch the amount of heat you have before battle if you can.

Some creatures require a relatively long time to age before it can advance. Generally the longer time a creature needs to advance, the stronger that creature is in the long run (with a few exception). So take some time to let your creatures gain the neccessary age is not a bad idea.

If you are not prepared when you move up to the next mind level, you will find yourself at a huge disadvantage when fighting others.

-Familiarize with the ability and stats of each creature
While all creature in MD have their own strengths and weaknesses, some are stronger than others when they have reached their full potential. Making some simply useless when it comes to fighting. Find out creature stats of every level would help you make a better choice in focusing on which creatures to train.
Just keep in mind that MD is constantly changing, so creatures might get a boost or a drop in power from time to time.

There is a wiki page about Magic Duel's creature online. It has info on alot of creature stats available on MD. While some info are outdated, and some advance creatures are missing on wiki database, it is still a good start to familize yourself with the various creatures in MD.


If there is anything that you find to be unclear, or you have some unanswered question, feel free to pm me, and I will try to answer them if i can.

... more to come when i think of it