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In his prime, 25 years of age and standing 4ft tall, the king of all the little people basks in the glory of being the greatest warrior beneath 5 feet to ever walk this realm.
\"Who\'s a pretty midget\" \"i am a pretty midget\" \" no, I am a pretty midget\" \"stop lying to you\'reself, i am the prettiest by far\" \"well, i am the strongest midget\" \"ha!!! you are mad for i am the strongest\" \" i will...\"
Interrupting his slightly mad leader\'s monologue, the king\'s apprentice tells of great riches and immense fame and honour to be found in the land of MD.
Screeching, the lord of midgets proclaims his intent... \"I shall go there at once and prove my valour\" \"not if i get there first you carzy midget\"
Thus so begins the journey for fame,coin and cleavage for the king of the little people.......................................................................................... |
