Unicorns! Personal hate list
Why children believe them?
Why the hell did I believe?
You know it's a bad day, when you reach the end of the rainbow, but instead of pot of gold, you meat colorful and mad unicorn who's on drugs?
Now my psychiatrist told me it was my mind simply defending me and visualizing unicorns instead of three dead hookers and one homeless old bum, but I know what I saw.
Gentlemen, unicorns are real, and they are on drugs!